This week, Parker and Haley dive headfirst into some of the messiest sports drama we’ve seen in a minute. First up: world #1 tennis player Jannik Sinner’s doping scandal gets a twist courtesy of his fired trainer, who drops some suspiciously well-timed receipts. Then it’s over to the NFL, where Tyreek Hill’s domestic chaos escalates with a 911 call, a smashed computer, and yet another divorce filing.

Things take a turn for the very NSFW when alleged leaked videos of Titans QB Will Levis and influencer ex Gia Duddy surface online—so yes, we conducted some uncomfortable (but necessary) investigative journalism. NBA Playoffs are officially here, and Parker’s brother joins the pod to break down everything you need to know—including a fiery update on Haley’s Milwaukee 9 situationship.

Plus: a Braves broadcaster tries to pick up a girl on air, Budweiser nails a genius goalie-themed campaign, and MVPs/LVPs range from Rory McIlroy’s long-awaited Masters win to JD Vance fumbling Ohio State’s trophy at the White House. Buckle up—this one’s got it all.

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This week on the pod, Haley flies to Chicago on a whim—hoping for a flirty encore with a MILWAUKEE 9 only to face next-level ghosting. Meanwhile, the pod welcomes two new sports babies: Kylie Kelsey’s daughter Finley (aka “Finn”), plus a heart-tugging cosmic newborn for Johnny Gaudreau’s family that perfectly matches her late husband’s birth stats.

Parker and Haley sift through March Madness woes (RIP, Duke and Auburn) and roll their eyes at the lack of Cinderella drama—then dive into the NCAA lawsuit settlement that could reshape college sports with salaries, roster limits, and a real payday for ex-players. The MLB snags an LVP for underpaying its minor-leaguers (hello, near-poverty wages), while Pat McAfee lands in hot water for spreading a false Ole Miss rumor that “ruined” one freshman’s life. Balancing the scales: Patrick Kane nabs an MVP for breaking the U.S.-born 20-goal-season record, and Kaylon Saunders hosts an LGBTQ-friendly football camp in honor of his openly gay brother. File under: cosmic babies, chaotic Chicago trips, and an NCAA on the brink.

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This week, Parker and Haley pop champagne for their half-year anniversary—and things only get wilder from there. Parker admits to flashing a “do you have an open relationship?” sign at his NYC neighbors (cue mortified crawl across the floor), while Haley contemplates a last-minute flight to chase down a country singer who may or may not deliver the goods.

They dig into MLB’s new “torpedo bats” that have Yankee hitters slamming home runs like it’s a beer-league derby— Dave Portnoy calls it cheating, and the Brewers look shell-shocked. Meanwhile, the NFL stirs more holiday drama with Christmas Eve and Day games (sorry, NBA) and rolls out rule changes galore. In a scattered celeb corner, Morgan Wallen’s SNL exit sets the internet on fire (did he bail too fast, or was it a PR stunt?), Adam Sandler pops up on a random West Side Highway court, and the Hogan family feud leaves Brooke slammed by Linda’s online rant. Finally, MVPs go to Sidney Crosby’s record-smashing 20th straight point-per-game season and Stephon Marbury’s cheap-sneaker comeback, while Morgan Wallen’s meltdown and White Lotus conspiracy theorists snag LVP honors. Grab a glass—this half-year bash is unhinged.

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This week, Parker and Haley are fresh off wild weekends—Haley’s bachelorette chaos in Fort Lauderdale (complete with nude butlers and a Taco Bell outfit cameo) and Parker’s shirtless dance marathon at a Hell’s Kitchen bar. They dive into March Madness mania (who’s riding that underdog bet?), spotlight the hype-man manager from McNeese State grabbing NIL deals galore, and brace for MLB’s Opening Day—featuring new “value menus” (and bizarre “unicorn hot dogs”) at ballparks.

They also react to Tiger Woods and Vanessa Trump’s official “hard launch,” dissect Jaden Daniels’s mom going full “cock-block cop” on USC’s Juju Watkins, and celebrate Joe Burrow headlining Quarterback Season 2. For LVPs: an 81-year-old girls’ basketball coach who yanked a player’s ponytail, plus a private-equity takeover of the Celtics that screams “bottom line over legacy.” MVP nods go to Netflix (for locking down Joey B) and LSU guard Flau’jae Johnson, erasing $5M of consumer debt in her home state. Buckle up for one chaotic comeback!

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This week, Parker and Haley dive into bracket mania (and a few DraftKings regrets) as Haley preps for a Florida bachelorette trip—complete with nude butlers. They dissect Bill Belichick’s “airplane legs” photo-op with his 20-something girlfriend and the FOIA leak over CC’ing her in UNC emails, then shift to a crash course in sugar-baby perks (hello, monthly allowances!). They also roast MLB’s unfortunate “TITS” hats release, unpack Tiger Woods’s rumored romance with Vanessa Trump, and sift through breakup drama—from Chiefs’ Chris Jones and his nine-year split to Carson Beck’s Snapchat slip with a Cavinder twin. Meanwhile, the LA Sparks spark controversy inviting men to open tryouts (Cameron Brink is not boxing that out), Jamar Chase and Steph Curry snag MVPs (massive contracts and 4K three-pointers), and Tracy Morgan claims LVP for a courtside vomit spectacle. Buckle up—this one’s full of wild tangents and sports chaos!

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Parker & Haley are back after two weeks off and dive into one of the messiest weeks to date. This week, Parker and Haley dish on everything from Parisian jet lag to pink-slime conspiracy theories—kicking off with Travis Kelce’s “nope, not retiring” fake-out, a four-woman baby-mama spiral for NBA star Anthony Edwards, and the Chiefs’ messy DV headlines. They uncover a 49ers WAG feud, and debate which global icons should headline the 2026 FIFA World Cup. On top of that, they spotlight an ex-Olympian wanted by the FBI, hype the Lakers-Celtics ratings boom, and crown Ovechkin’s “Great Chase” against Gretzky as an MVP-worthy cause. There’s baton-smacking track drama, questionable U.S. salads, and loads more chaos—buckle up!

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This week on the pod, Haley threatens to DESTROY Parker as they dive into another week of messy sports drama. Parker and Haley dish on their wild NYC weekends—from missing flights and “call me daddy” hookups to plotting a guerrilla campaign for Barstool or Unwell Network fame. They debate the NFL’s brewing “tush push” ban, the Steelers’ brand-new fan cruise, and why hockey’s Four Nations Faceoff finale had even non-fans glued to the ice. Plus, they pit Miracle vs. Love & Basketball in a sports-movie showdown and reveal how Kim K’s Nike Skims collab is raising eyebrows.

They also dive into baseball’s big shakeups—hello, robo-umps and the Yankees’ beard-friendly reboot—and puzzle over Angel Reese’s layup lessons. Throw in some Taylor Swift–themed hockey jerseys, party freckles at MSG, and a healthy dose of sass, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts chaos and sports commentary. Buckle up!

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This week, Parker and Haley tackle sports chaos from plane-crash paranoia to the ring rumors swirling around Hailee Steinfeld and Josh Allen. They celebrate Joe Mixon’s fine reversal, dissect Caitlin Clark’s scorching rookie card market, and cringe at Yannick Sinner’s doping saga. Meanwhile, heartbreak hits the Gaudreau family, Justin Tucker faces misconduct claims, Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker spark reunion buzz, and Travis Kelce inches toward a retirement deadline.

They also revel in Kyle Kuzma’s epic proposal to Winnie Harlow, Cardi B’s Valentine’s adventure with Stefon Diggs, Jimmy Butler’s suspicious shorts stain, and the Mavs booting fans for “Fire Nico” tees. Finally, they break down Elena Rybakina’s coach-turned-boyfriend bombshell in the WTA before gearing up for the hockey showdown of the season: the Four Nations Faceoff. Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride!

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