This week, Parker has his own UFO sighting, and Haley experiences a bizarre “Devil Mass” on Christmas—missing holy water, a hymn numbered 666, and a backward crucifix. The two then unpack NFL holiday matchups, including one sideline proposal and one backyard engagement, plus babies on the way for Shohei Ohtani and Aaron Judge. The Vikings are at it again with High School Musical touchdown celebrations, and Luka Dončić becomes the latest big name targeted by burglars. Beyoncé’s epic halftime performance on Christmas grabs the spotlight, while Jim Larrañaga abruptly quits midseason over NIL chaos. Joe Burrow’s OT heroics, a Packers vs. Vikings tug-of-war fundraiser, the Jets’ ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ flop, and an Ohio rep pushing a (fake?) law about planting team flags—this episode is packed with unfiltered chaos.

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This week, Parker and Haley discuss some of their sports themed holiday gifts, Haley invites Parker to the Bill's Mafia bar to watch them face-off against the Patriots, Travis Kelce throws Taylor Swift a Taylor Swift themed birthday party...ummm, The Jets are using Madden to EVALUATE players?!?, NYC sports teams are down bad, Fantasy League punishments start roll out, Vikings release the BTS of Camp Rock touchdown celebration, Parker and Haley double back on Travis Hunter and his fiance...the drama continues somehow, RedZone host Scott Hanson apologizes to the Twitter mob, QB's gift their offensive lines and of course the keyboard warriors have thoughts...but so do Parker and Haley. Parker and Haley give their MVPs and LVPs of the week and so much more.

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This week, Parker and Haley blackout at Parker's annual holiday party, Will Levis playing TERRIBLE with his ex-gf watching at the game, Two Eagles fans get caught in the men's bathroom stall, The new Aaron Rodgers docu-series “Enigma” drops, Hard Knocks going real-time in the AFC North and showcasing Mike Tomlin’s charismatic coaching style, Travis Hunter’s fiance getting dragged by the internet, Netflix announces their new reality show“W.A.G.s to Riches”, Dan Campbell’s questionable teeth, the Lions’ skyrocketing ticket prices, A wave of organized home invasions targeting pro athletes, Olivia Ponton’s suspicious timing, plus MVPs, LVPs, and so much more.

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