In this lively episode of Traffic School, the hosts and callers dive into a whirlwind of humorous and insightful discussions, ranging from traffic laws to personal anecdotes. The conversation kicks off with Quentin's quirky idea of selling tickets to a mock street fight between a cat and a Rottweiler, leading to a playful debate about which would win. As the dialogue unfolds, listeners share their frustrations about traffic signals and the absurdity of drivers flipping them off for obeying the law. One host recounts a hilarious family experience on the game show Family Feud, where they navigated the chaos of the set and the pressure of competition, all while under the watchful eye of Steve Harvey. The episode also touches on the legality of driving with damaged bumpers and the importance of car seat safety, with a mix of light-hearted banter and genuine concern for road safety. With callers chiming in about their own traffic mishaps and the absurdities of modern driving, the show maintains a fun, engaging atmosphere, blending laughter with valuable insights into everyday driving dilemmas.

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This episode was an absolute fever dream of bizarre discussions, unhinged traffic complaints, and unsolicited legal advice. It kicked off with Viktor trying (and failing) to stay calm, only for Lieutenant Crain to gleefully remind him that chaos was inevitable. Listeners called in with pressing questions about Idaho’s most important legal matters—like whether slow left-lane drivers should face immediate exile, if twerking in the street is a jailable offense, and whether it’s possible to buy a military tank and just take it for a joyride. The answers? Yes (sort of), no (but please don’t), and absolutely—just make sure to register it first.

The chaos continued as someone named Crazy Carl phoned in with an extreme weather report that was neither extreme nor informative, yet somehow still won concert tickets. Viktor then passionately campaigned against beets, questioning why farmers even bother growing them, while Lieutenant Crain just quietly braced for the inevitable hate mail from Idaho’s beet industry. To top it off, the episode ended with a cryptic teaser about Lieutenant Crain’s upcoming secret trip to a mansion worth more than Viktor’s entire existence. What’s the mission? Who knows. But if it involves twerking, haunted military tanks, or an underground beet smuggling ring, we won’t be surprised.

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Traffic School was in full chaotic glory as callers flooded the lines with everything from semi-serious legal inquiries to some of the dumbest traffic-related scenarios imaginable. The show was joined by friends Ben and Mason from The Advocates Injury Attorneys, and Lieutenant Crain kicked things off by questioning the liability of a Toyota sedan pulling a trailer—yes, you read that right—because apparently, nothing screams "safe towing practices" like an overloaded Camry.

Then we had Tyler, who clearly missed the memo on what show he was calling, because he wanted to know about keyword giveaways for a concert. Sorry, buddy, but Traffic School doesn’t come with a backstage pass. David brought the classic parking lot crash conundrum: two people backing up at the same time, resulting in an inevitable fender bender. The verdict? Insurance companies will just call it a "you break it, you buy it" situation. Then we had a guy who was so fed up with red-light runners that he threatened to just T-bone them on principle. Lieutenant Crain had to step in and explain that, while satisfying, this would not be legally advisable.

Bryce wanted a lesson on roundabouts, and that was the last straw. Victor straight-up hung up on him, declaring that anyone who still doesn’t know how to use a roundabout should "move away from Idaho." Tough love, but fair. Things took an even weirder turn when Curly called in to ask the hard-hitting question: “What’s the highest traffic infraction I can get away with while hauling a dozen donuts in my car?” The answer? Probably none—unless you’re really good at bribing an officer with donuts.

We had a deep dive into whether or not you can get a DUI on a horse (answer: only if you’re being an obnoxious drunk cowboy), a debate over farm-use vehicles, and a revelation that people are still confused about Idaho’s window tinting laws, despite it being asked approximately 500 times before. Finally, after a grueling trivia showdown on window tint percentages, one lucky listener snagged a $200 Visa gift card, proving that maybe, just maybe, some people are actually paying attention.

All in all, it was another glorious day of nonsense, legal advice, and people testing the patience of Lieutenant Crain. Idaho drivers, we salute you.

Today's show kicks off with the hosts struggling with the cruel reality of aging—apparently, ranting about something and forgetting it the next day is the new normal. But fear not, Crazy Carl saves the day, calling in to talk about hot rods, free cars, and his inability to spell. He tries to give away his beefed-up 72 Pinto, but somehow, nobody’s biting on the deal of a lifetime. Meanwhile, the age-old debate about Daylight Saving Time ignites social media rage, leading to a dramatic blocking incident.

Then comes a string of bizarre yet wonderful calls: a guy named Damien needs legal advice on fireworks (spoiler alert: "safe and sane" is the least fun phrase ever), a CDL driver stumps the lieutenant with a tricky medical card question, and another caller complains about drivers using their turn signals incorrectly—because, you know, that’s the biggest problem on the road. Things really heat up when a trucker calls in to school everyone on semi-truck etiquette, because apparently, some drivers think they can outmaneuver a 12,000-pound truck like it’s a go-kart.

The chaos climaxes with a call about a viral video of a guy identifying as a cat during a police stop, which the lieutenant immediately labels as fake news—because even he knows no cop is that witty. Oh, and just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, there’s a brief but passionate discussion about puking on airplanes, which naturally leads to a debate on suction power in airplane toilets. Classic.

The episode wraps up with a recruitment pitch for the Idaho State Police, a PSA about watching out for motorcycles, and a warning that the weather is warming up—which means one thing: shirtless Viktor in a cowboy hat is coming. And with that terrifying mental image, the show comes to a close.

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In this absolutely unhinged episode of Traffic School, Lieutenant Crain waltzed in, ready to drop some hard-hitting truths—only to be met with a riveting discussion about picture books. Yes, you heard that right. Turns out, words are overrated when you can just vibe with some illustrations. But wait! Before we could spiral into a deep philosophical debate on modern-day attention spans, the show took a detour down Memory Lane, where we learned that YouTube is a lawless wasteland of Nine Inch Nails music videos—because apparently, nothing says quality father-daughter bonding like watching Happiness in Slavery together. Parenting win? Debatable.

Meanwhile, in the thrilling world of local infrastructure, callers were up in arms about roundabouts, exit ramps, and the eternal mystery of whether road construction will ever end. Spoiler alert: No. One frustrated caller even suggested using roundabout confusion as a test for political candidacy. Bold strategy, Cotton.

Of course, no Traffic School episode is complete without its dose of road rage therapy. Lieutenant Crain nearly lost his mind over a driver who treated a roundabout like an impromptu picnic stop. Another caller demanded to know why speed limits in inactive construction zones still exist (hint: because "fancy math"). And then there was Carl, who pleaded for the love of all that is holy, that people just TURN RIGHT ON RED. Seriously, folks, he has places to be.

We rounded things off with a philosophical deep dive into the rules of merging—aka, the universal struggle of not crashing into another car when two people have the same bad idea at the same time. Conclusion? Call the advocates because insurance is about to get messy.

In summary: Chaos. Utter chaos. And we loved every second of it.

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This episode of Traffic School was a hilarious ride, full of unexpected twists and turns—kind of like a poorly cleared icy road! Right out of the gate, Lieutenant Crain accused Viktor of using a tiny kid’s chair because Peaches broke his again. The mental image of him barely peeking over the desk had us cracking up!

From there, we dove into some classic prankster talk, including Peaches's truly diabolical (and likely illegal) idea of dropping anonymous Valentine’s cards into people's mailboxes just to stir up some relationship chaos. The legal expert in the room quickly shut that down, but not before we all imagined the sheer number of breakups it could cause.

The callers were on fire too—one asked for the best "one-night-in-jail" crime for a bucket list experience (turns out, misdemeanors are the way to go), and another wanted to know if it's ever okay to run a red light when you're stuck in the endless cycle of a diverging diamond intersection. Spoiler alert: No, but also, maybe. Just check where you're stopped first!

Then there was the ever-popular debate about why cops get to use their computers while driving, which led to a fantastic explanation: "They pay us to be distracted drivers!" That one’s sure to go over well in traffic court. And, of course, we wrapped up with a discussion about creepy small towns, old-school snowmobile racing, and the time Crain nearly ran someone off the road because he was too busy rewinding his cassette tape of Mony Mony.

All in all, another wild and hilarious episode that somehow managed to mix legal advice, chaos, and vintage racing all in one.

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Viktor Wilt kicked off Traffic School by immediately blinding everyone in the studio with his absurdly bright new lights, forcing Lieutenant Crain to wear sunglasses like he was auditioning for a Top Gun sequel. Meanwhile, Lt. Crain's wife Misty announced she was escaping the snowy wasteland of Idaho for a California beach getaway, leaving Victor to question his life choices.

Callers did not disappoint. One guy hit an elk, donated the meat, and received a heartfelt thank-you card from his local auto body shop, which now considers him a VIP customer. Another caller had a serious rant about people failing to merge properly on the freeway, proving that Idaho drivers are still out here making up their own rules. And Crazy Carl called in, because of course he did, to discuss the deep philosophical connection between classic cars and beer.

Meanwhile, a heated debate broke out over window tint, revealing that one guy got caught driving a stolen vehicle simply because his illegal tint job got him pulled over. Pro tip: If you're in a stolen car, maybe don’t also make it a mobile cave. Then, a discussion about blind people and concealed carry somehow led to a nostalgic story about a fearless blind kid ripping around on a four-wheeler, proving once and for all that some people have way more faith in their friends than they should.

As the show wrapped up, Misty casually threatened her husband with the power of El Presidente law, a guy named Dustin had an existential crisis about Idaho labor laws, and Lieutenant Crain resisted the urge to arrest anyone (this time). All in all, it was a morning of chaos, questionable decisions, and a strong reminder that Idaho drivers will never, ever learn how to merge.

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This episode of "Traffic School Powered by the Advocates" features Lieutenant Crain joining live from sunny Nevada to field questions, share anecdotes, and give legal guidance on traffic-related topics. Discussions covered a range of quirky subjects, including people cutting through parking lots to bypass traffic at the 17th Street Bridge closure, delivery drivers’ challenges, and peculiar traffic habits like stopping a car length away at lights. Callers shared their frustrations and curiosities, from proper use of flashers when driving slow, to the illegality of flashing a gun at other drivers, and roundabout navigation etiquette.

Lieutenant Crain offered practical advice, highlighting safety, legality, and occasionally weaving in humor to address callers' situations. Notably, the show turned interactive, offering "Cannonball 101" T-shirts to anyone who participated. It closed with a light-hearted exchange, leaving listeners informed, entertained, and some better dressed.