In this lively episode of Traffic School, the hosts and callers dive into a whirlwind of humorous and insightful discussions, ranging from traffic laws to personal anecdotes. The conversation kicks off with Quentin's quirky idea of selling tickets to a mock street fight between a cat and a Rottweiler, leading to a playful debate about which would win. As the dialogue unfolds, listeners share their frustrations about traffic signals and the absurdity of drivers flipping them off for obeying the law. One host recounts a hilarious family experience on the game show Family Feud, where they navigated the chaos of the set and the pressure of competition, all while under the watchful eye of Steve Harvey. The episode also touches on the legality of driving with damaged bumpers and the importance of car seat safety, with a mix of light-hearted banter and genuine concern for road safety. With callers chiming in about their own traffic mishaps and the absurdities of modern driving, the show maintains a fun, engaging atmosphere, blending laughter with valuable insights into everyday driving dilemmas.

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This episode was an absolute fever dream of bizarre discussions, unhinged traffic complaints, and unsolicited legal advice. It kicked off with Viktor trying (and failing) to stay calm, only for Lieutenant Crain to gleefully remind him that chaos was inevitable. Listeners called in with pressing questions about Idaho’s most important legal matters—like whether slow left-lane drivers should face immediate exile, if twerking in the street is a jailable offense, and whether it’s possible to buy a military tank and just take it for a joyride. The answers? Yes (sort of), no (but please don’t), and absolutely—just make sure to register it first.

The chaos continued as someone named Crazy Carl phoned in with an extreme weather report that was neither extreme nor informative, yet somehow still won concert tickets. Viktor then passionately campaigned against beets, questioning why farmers even bother growing them, while Lieutenant Crain just quietly braced for the inevitable hate mail from Idaho’s beet industry. To top it off, the episode ended with a cryptic teaser about Lieutenant Crain’s upcoming secret trip to a mansion worth more than Viktor’s entire existence. What’s the mission? Who knows. But if it involves twerking, haunted military tanks, or an underground beet smuggling ring, we won’t be surprised.

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Traffic School was in full chaotic glory as callers flooded the lines with everything from semi-serious legal inquiries to some of the dumbest traffic-related scenarios imaginable. The show was joined by friends Ben and Mason from The Advocates Injury Attorneys, and Lieutenant Crain kicked things off by questioning the liability of a Toyota sedan pulling a trailer—yes, you read that right—because apparently, nothing screams "safe towing practices" like an overloaded Camry.

Then we had Tyler, who clearly missed the memo on what show he was calling, because he wanted to know about keyword giveaways for a concert. Sorry, buddy, but Traffic School doesn’t come with a backstage pass. David brought the classic parking lot crash conundrum: two people backing up at the same time, resulting in an inevitable fender bender. The verdict? Insurance companies will just call it a "you break it, you buy it" situation. Then we had a guy who was so fed up with red-light runners that he threatened to just T-bone them on principle. Lieutenant Crain had to step in and explain that, while satisfying, this would not be legally advisable.

Bryce wanted a lesson on roundabouts, and that was the last straw. Victor straight-up hung up on him, declaring that anyone who still doesn’t know how to use a roundabout should "move away from Idaho." Tough love, but fair. Things took an even weirder turn when Curly called in to ask the hard-hitting question: “What’s the highest traffic infraction I can get away with while hauling a dozen donuts in my car?” The answer? Probably none—unless you’re really good at bribing an officer with donuts.

We had a deep dive into whether or not you can get a DUI on a horse (answer: only if you’re being an obnoxious drunk cowboy), a debate over farm-use vehicles, and a revelation that people are still confused about Idaho’s window tinting laws, despite it being asked approximately 500 times before. Finally, after a grueling trivia showdown on window tint percentages, one lucky listener snagged a $200 Visa gift card, proving that maybe, just maybe, some people are actually paying attention.

All in all, it was another glorious day of nonsense, legal advice, and people testing the patience of Lieutenant Crain. Idaho drivers, we salute you.