On this installment of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything we talk about Albania a lot more than we thought we would. We also learn about a pretty neat forest beetle, and talk about both types of football players. There is even an appearance by a wizard! Will your favorite win? Only one way to find out!

Bondina Elangbamvs Kuch Rang Pyar Ke Aise Bhi: Nayi Kahaani

Cougar Mountain Zoovs Scott Gordon (Canadian football)

John van der Puijevs Pterostichus hypogeus

919 Third Avenuevs Breakfast with Brisbane

Arbresh languagevs Albachiara

Levan, Fiervs Roy Watson (actor)

Unionism in Walesvs Cedar Lake, Wisconsin

Tichkaellavs James Quinn (footballer, born 1974)

Ryu Soo-youngvs Kerry Greenwood

On this episode of the most eclectic tournament this side of the Mississippi we see if giants can ski, talk about a Mexican general, and even a small town in France. But wait, there is more! How great was Henry Louis Smith, how talented is Ashley Campbell, and will Mete Gazoz hit another bullseye?! If that weren't enough, Kirpal Singh makes his escape in a way you have to hear to believe! All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

How good are the French at building submarines? How many teeth does a Greco Roman wrestler need? Would you fence with your lawyer? And, how many times does India show up in this tournament? Find out on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Kamienna, Piotrk County vs Raajesh Johri

Ponmagyi vs Premier Sports (Philippine TV channel)

American Legion Hall (Olympia, Washington) vs Siem Reap River

Yagan, Aksaray vs French submarine Phenix (Q157)

Carterville Formation vs Nihalke

Parish of Langawirra vs LeShun Daniels

Bigstock vs John Nonna

Paul Gause vs Government Medical College, Palakkad

Svetoch vs Morten Thoresen