On this installment of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything we talk about Albania a lot more than we thought we would. We also learn about a pretty neat forest beetle, and talk about both types of football players. There is even an appearance by a wizard! Will your favorite win? Only one way to find out!

Bondina Elangbamvs Kuch Rang Pyar Ke Aise Bhi: Nayi Kahaani

Cougar Mountain Zoovs Scott Gordon (Canadian football)

John van der Puijevs Pterostichus hypogeus

919 Third Avenuevs Breakfast with Brisbane

Arbresh languagevs Albachiara

Levan, Fiervs Roy Watson (actor)

Unionism in Walesvs Cedar Lake, Wisconsin

Tichkaellavs James Quinn (footballer, born 1974)

Ryu Soo-youngvs Kerry Greenwood

On this episode of the most eclectic tournament this side of the Mississippi we see if giants can ski, talk about a Mexican general, and even a small town in France. But wait, there is more! How great was Henry Louis Smith, how talented is Ashley Campbell, and will Mete Gazoz hit another bullseye?! If that weren't enough, Kirpal Singh makes his escape in a way you have to hear to believe! All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

How good are the French at building submarines? How many teeth does a Greco Roman wrestler need? Would you fence with your lawyer? And, how many times does India show up in this tournament? Find out on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Kamienna, Piotrk County vs Raajesh Johri

Ponmagyi vs Premier Sports (Philippine TV channel)

American Legion Hall (Olympia, Washington) vs Siem Reap River

Yagan, Aksaray vs French submarine Phenix (Q157)

Carterville Formation vs Nihalke

Parish of Langawirra vs LeShun Daniels

Bigstock vs John Nonna

Paul Gause vs Government Medical College, Palakkad

Svetoch vs Morten Thoresen

It has been a minute! We're back with 9 more rounds of wikipedia mayhem!

Is a Trunz better than a Baronet? What happened during the 2016-17 season in futbol? What bank is just for women? Which cinematography shot is crawling under the bar to make it to the tournament? And, we have an actual battle to discuss during our metaphorical battles, this one involving Japan and Russia (go Japan!)

Who is your favorite competitor to make it to our tournament? Do they come out on top? Find out on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Martin Trunz vs Sir John Johnstone, 6th Baronet

Harry Hansen (author) vs 2016-17 CD Mirandes season

Bron Radom vs Womens Development Bank

Low-angle shot vs Avapritinib

Battle of the Yalu River (1904) vs Timothy Vogel

DeHaan vs Julidochromis

Anderson County Schools (Kentucky) vs EMD GP49

Craigend, Glasgow vs List of candidates in the 2008 United States presidential election

Park Cho-a vs Trypoxylon lactitarse

How many moths are in this episode? Did Rob stop recording to eat cookies? What does a surgeon from Chicago have to do with college football? And, which famous lighthouse are we talking about? Find out on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Basildon and Billericay (UK Parliament constituency) vs Homoranthus homoranthoides

Eucyclopera cypris vs Chaurbar

George Blaney vs Coeloptychium

List of Ibis the Invincible enemies vs Ratarda javanica

1904 Open Championship vs List of telephony terminology

Max Starcevich vs Sapulpa, Oklahoma

Zefta vs Irakli Chogovadze

Biloxi Lighthouse vs Chandor Gardens

2012-13 Asia League Ice Hockey season vs Golden Arena for Best Screenplay

How fast is Marita Payne? What is sculls? We talk about old smart phones, and Mike tries to speak Australian. All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Marita Payne vs Rowing at the 2004 Summer Olympics Mens double sculls

Wyatt Cenac vs Jaffna College

Rodney Coates vs Jonathan Lo

Arnot station vs Yaw Ihle Amankwah

HTC Desire V vs Zdena Zimmermannova

Scott Anderson (racing driver) vs Moorsom System

Golden Pipeline Heritage Trail vs 2018-19 Houston Baptist Huskies mens basketball team

The Lone Rider in Frontier Fury vs Subligny, Manche

Ioan Vancea vs Tarkma

Is the french film better than the french actress? Which comet got a bit too close to Jupiter? Another moth!? And it's from Iran!!?? How diabolical were the dynamics? And, we learn a lot about Andrew Jackson! All on this episode of The Ultimate Tournament of Everything!

Irene (2002 film) vs Lily Bloom

Kichik Bazar Mosque vs Facundo

Ospitaleche Chawpi Urqu (Yocalla) vs Ein Schnupfen

All That I've Got (I'm Gonna Give It to You) vs Chautauqua Prize

Pach Brothers vs Diabolical Dynamics

Andrew Jackson vs John Todd (footballer)

Roar Johansen (football manager) vs Coleophora flabelligerella

Green Charter Township, Michigan vs 1989 Guangdong Hong Kong Cup

P/2011 P1 (McNaught) vs Ray Wallace (American football)

Take a breath and learn about your lungs!