St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans were in full swing—probably not a great listen for little kids, so plan accordingly! March flew by, and we’re here to catch up on all the chaos. Chelsea’s workout schedule is wild, her dog is faking an injury, and her daughter has zero filter (and a knack for trickery). Meanwhile, Jenny’s pup had a full-blown anxiety attack from a thunderstorm—meds might be in his future. We talk workouts (Jenny may have overdone it), the mind warp of time speeding up as we age, and the never-ending debate on when to settle down and have kids. Plus, reality TV drama, Lisa Barlow’s sponsorship spree, and the absolute filth that was 90s/2000s hip-hop. Oh, and WTF is Cameo, and who’s really making bank on it? Tune in for all the snark, laughs, and maybe an unpaid ad for the Aura Ring.

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We may be on the edge of millennial territory, but let’s be clear—we are NOT millennials (we have the joint pain to prove it). This week, Chelsea is deep into the Aaron Rodgers Enigma documentary, while Jenny attempted to discuss Gabby Petito but got wildly derailed (classic). We also dive into White Lotus, the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the absolute chaos that is reality TV fashion (seriously, who is dressing these people?). Plus, more housewives gossip, Traitors drama, and Southern Charm nonsense. Buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride.

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We’re actually on episode 41 (unlike what was said in the episode—math is hard). This week, we’re diving into the important things in life: siblings trying to kill each other, Jenny finding a new gym home (where she was forced to run), and why she and Chelsea would be the ultimate team if races were divided into cardio vs. weights.

Also on the agenda: the art of vacation planning (or lack thereof), Chelsea’s cruise strategy (balancing meticulous schedules with YOLO moments), and the ultimate test of nerves—Jenny’s boys are driving now. Plus, the eternal debate: do you navigate with cardinal directions like a pioneer or just rely on your phone like a normal person?

We’ve got Optavia gossip, a podcast rec ("Blink"), and some Yellowstone chatter (Carrie, this one's for you). And finally, the moment you didn’t know you needed—an all-out listener death match. Who comes out on top? Tune in to find out!

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This week, we dive into the hard-hitting topics: Why is Jenny addicted to VR puzzles? Is Chelsea’s youngest an ancient soul? How did a woman in 1770 have 69 children (and who took her Guinness World Record photo)? Also, Poshmark’s shipping prices are out of control, California has too many seasons, and why haven’t we invented protein cubes yet? Plus, Chelsea’s triathlon training (why?!), Jenny’s new gym home, a rogue UPS driver, and the secret to big arms (spoiler: triceps matter). Buckle up, it’s a wild ride.

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This week, we’re spiraling over Scamanda on Hulu, reliving the toxic chaos of America’s Next Top Model, and taking a nostalgic detour into the most aggressively '80s girl names. Plus, baseball season is almost here, and somehow, we’re still paying way too much for 57 streaming services we don’t even watch.

We break down the Super Bowl—commercials, halftime shows, and why Kendrick just couldn’t top 2022’s Dr. Dre, Snoop, and 50 Cent masterpiece. Chelsea’s 7-year-old has some questions about that Dove commercial (what exactly is chasing that girl?!), and we confirm that, yes, Chelsea still hates Tom Brady.

On the beauty and fashion front, Jenny tests a lip stain, we talk color palettes and finding your colors, and debate whether we’re all just too informed and need to log off and create instead of scrolling ourselves into oblivion. Also, big news: our first episode is officially on YouTube!

Dose of Reality: Teddi Mellencamp’s medical saga, the latest Southern Charm mess, and RHOBH’s Dorit and Kyle struggling. Plus, let's put together a Housewives “Guess Who?” game and remind everyone to have “the day they deserve.”

Other highlights:

• Another Ashley shoutout (because consistency matters).
• Gabrielle Lyons is out here being superhuman.
• Chelsea renames our PT “Death Boss.”
• Jenny is still searching for her gym soulmate.
• Ron Swanson accuses us of swearing too much—he’s wrong.

It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and it’s exactly what you need. Tune in!

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We’re back from the depths of sickness and ready to overanalyze everything—because, honestly, we’re sick of being too informed about health and nutrition. This week, we’re unpacking Wonka (again), Beyoncé’s latest Grammy win, and the never-ending drama of Kanye, Taylor Swift’s legs, and why TikTok is disappearing. Jenny gives us a peek into her way too many pairs of pants, Chelsea navigates family trusts, and we question why some people have their Hulu password saved like it’s top-secret government intel. We’re also ranting about The Traitors, Scamanda, and the absolute madness of family vloggers (looking at you, Ruby Frankie). Oh, and can podcasts please stop ambushing us with ads? Like, at least give us transition music! Don’t forget to like, share, and shout out our moms—they deserve it.

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In this wildly relatable, slightly chaotic episode, we cover all the essentials of life as we continue to creep into our ahem mid-40s. From Monday-off energy and Meta Quest Beat Saber battles to side-eyeing TikTok liars (seriously, “stay-at-home daughter”?) and RHOSLC’s Britani’s cringe-inducing dance video, we’ve got opinions, rants, and laughs.

We’ll tackle hard-hitting questions like:

• How do people make actual money by posting their lives online? (Asking for a friend.)

• Who in our friend group is most likely to buy a boat—and can we convince them to?

• Can we win The Amazing Race? Totes obviously

Plus, we recap a recent trip to Half Moon Bay, debate pilot lessons, and dream of living on the ocean.

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Welcome to Jacked, Tan and Snarky the ultimate guide to navigating life’s dumpster fire with a healthy dose of snark. This week, we’re ringing in the new year by diving into deprivation tanks, and questioning why our internal clocks insist we’re still 26.

From the chaos of carving out alone time during Christmas to surviving family we’re hitting it all. We’re also tackling New Year’s goals—decluttering (aka procrastinating), Dry January stupidity, and plugging in our phones to reclaim screen-free sanity. Plus, we’ll explore how puzzles, knitting (and quitting knitting), and barn cats fit into the untethered madness.

Want more? Let’s chat free association singing, Jiu Jitsu with kids, rotting squirrels in mason jars (for science!), and how drinking at 6 a.m. can still be a vibe. Oh, and there’s a shout-out to Sue (mom goals), Matt (cruise bets FTW), and the most questionable gym equipment ever invented.

Grab a drink (or don’t, it’s Dry January) and join us for a whirlwind of humor, self-discovery, and maybe even a little book burning (metaphorically, we promise).

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