This week, we’re spiraling over Scamanda on Hulu, reliving the toxic chaos of America’s Next Top Model, and taking a nostalgic detour into the most aggressively '80s girl names. Plus, baseball season is almost here, and somehow, we’re still paying way too much for 57 streaming services we don’t even watch.

We break down the Super Bowl—commercials, halftime shows, and why Kendrick just couldn’t top 2022’s Dr. Dre, Snoop, and 50 Cent masterpiece. Chelsea’s 7-year-old has some questions about that Dove commercial (what exactly is chasing that girl?!), and we confirm that, yes, Chelsea still hates Tom Brady.

On the beauty and fashion front, Jenny tests a lip stain, we talk color palettes and finding your colors, and debate whether we’re all just too informed and need to log off and create instead of scrolling ourselves into oblivion. Also, big news: our first episode is officially on YouTube!

Dose of Reality: Teddi Mellencamp’s medical saga, the latest Southern Charm mess, and RHOBH’s Dorit and Kyle struggling. Plus, let's put together a Housewives “Guess Who?” game and remind everyone to have “the day they deserve.”

Other highlights:

• Another Ashley shoutout (because consistency matters).
• Gabrielle Lyons is out here being superhuman.
• Chelsea renames our PT “Death Boss.”
• Jenny is still searching for her gym soulmate.
• Ron Swanson accuses us of swearing too much—he’s wrong.

It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and it’s exactly what you need. Tune in!

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