Welcome to the courtroom of chaos, where the judge is petty, the jury is hungover, and the only law we follow is vibes. In this episode, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew dives headfirst into the depths of Reddit’s infamous Am I the Asshole (AITA) subreddit—and spoiler alert: everyone kind of sucks.

From a dry wedding where guests had to secretly pay for booze, to a vegan dinner party ambushed by meat-eaters, we’re dissecting messy social dilemmas with our signature blend of sarcasm, honesty, and deeply unsolicited advice. Along the way, we weigh in on sibling jealousy over a dress, a boyfriend’s bizarre stance on period products, and a niece who might just be too honest.

Carissa’s back this week, which means the judgments are sharper, the laughs are louder, and the moral compass is spinning like a fidget spinner in 2016. We wrap things up with a ridiculous round of "AITA or Just Socially Awkward?"—including catnapping, friendship freeloaders, and boundary-blind besties.

🎧 Listen in for:

• Brutal parenting dilemmas (kids say the worst things)
• The ethics of surprise meat
• Why generosity is a double-edged lasagna
• Sound bites like “You’re a bitch” and “You’re a catnapper”
• Zero actual legal advice—but tons of opinions

Because when it comes to the messiness of modern relationships, the real question isn't “Am I the asshole?”—it's “Where do we even begin?”

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The Gag Order | Drag Race All-Stars Reactions, Reviews & Pride Commentary

Get ready to gag! The Gag Order is your go-to playlist for hilarious and honest reactions to RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars. Join our queer millennial hosts as they break down each episode with fashion critiques, entrance look reviews, and hot takes on your favorite drag queens.

We cover everything from runway themes and lip-sync battles to the impact of Drag Race during Pride season. Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the werkroom, this playlist is packed with LGBTQ+ commentary, pop culture analysis, and all the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent you can handle.

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Featuring Kerri Colby, Mistress Isabel Brooks, Tina Burner & morePerfect for Drag Race fans, reality TV lovers, and the LGBTQ+ community Subscribe now and stay gagged!

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💸 We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating)
Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where avocados cost $3.29 and therapy is $180/hour—if you’re lucky. With Carissa recovering from sticker shock in the egg aisle, Shaun and Peter spiral into the absolute absurdity of trying to exist in a world where rent is a joke, healthcare is a scam, and your favorite cereal is now a luxury item.

From $28 pizzas to suspiciously small bags of chips, nothing is sacred in this week's unpacking of inflation, shrinkflation, and just how many apps are secretly trying to charge you for “inner peace.” We’re talking class rage, racial profiling at checkout, girl math, bro math, gay math, and why the only thing shrinking faster than our bank accounts is the number of chicken bites at Domino’s.

This one’s for the tired, broke, and delusionally hopeful. If you’ve ever screamed internally at a grocery store or considered bartering your soul for decent internet speeds, this one’s for you.

🔪 May your budget survive the week, and your iced coffee be strong enough to fight capitalism.

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🎧 Pride Across The Map: How We Celebrate Around the World!🌈

Pack your glitter passport and emotional support fan—this week on Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re boarding a rainbow rocket to explore Pride around the world. From the riotous roots of Stonewall to the boat parades of Amsterdam and yodeling queens in Switzerland, we’re diving deep into how LGBTQ+ communities celebrate, resist, and sparkle across the globe.

Joined by special guest (and notorious mic-thief) Martin, we trace the evolution of Pride from protest to pop culture, unravel the symbolism behind LGBTQ+ flags, and highlight the joy, weirdness, and resilience baked into Pride traditions worldwide. Yes, we’ve got trivia. Yes, we’ve got hot takes. And yes—there’s a time and place for a thong, and we’re gonna talk about it.

Whether you're a Pride veteran, a curious ally, or someone who just really loves flags and fabulous people, this episode is your official invite to the global queer party.

🎤 In this episode, we cover:

• Why Pride started and why it still matters
• The original 1978 Pride flag and what each color means
• Iconic and obscure Pride traditions (snowbanks! dog drag shows! samba queens!)
• The double identity of Pride as both protest and celebration
• How lesbians played a vital role during the AIDS epidemic
• LGBTQ+ representation in pop culture—from Drag Race to international activism
• How to show up respectfully and joyfully to Pride events

📍Chapters include:

• Pride History & Global Celebrations
• The Power of Symbols and Flags
• Quirks, Kinks, and Cultural Curiosities
• Activism, Advocacy & International Progress
• Pride in Pop Culture & What the Future Holds

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🎧 Keywords: Pride, LGBTQ+, celebrations, history, culture, flags, symbols, pop culture, community, activism

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Work got you spiraling? Family driving you wild? Pride month just around the corner and you’re already emotionally overdrawn? Same, Doomscrollers.

This week, Shaun, Peter, and Carissa are serving up a mess of work horror stories, family legends, and vacation chaos—plus a glitter-drenched preview of Pride season. From greasy bosses and group chat drama to ferry rides from hell and poolside confessions, we’re sharing our most unhinged summer stories (and a few we probably shouldn’t).

Get ready for rants, laughs, and a little too much honesty as we spiral our way into the hottest, weirdest months of the year. Grab your sunscreen, your emotional support water bottle, and your best Pride outfit—it’s about to get messy.

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Think your group chat is messy? This week, the Doomscrollers are diving into the wild world of emotional labor, friendship boundaries, and the art of surviving unsolicited vent sessions—without losing your mind (or your snacks). Expect unfiltered rants, relatable chaos, and a twist you won’t see coming.

Join Peter and the crew as they unpack the real talk behind being everyone’s emotional support human, why setting boundaries is harder than keeping a succulent alive, and what happens when friendship turns into free therapy. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the life lessons, or the millennial coping mechanisms, this episode is your permission slip to say “nope” and reclaim your peace.

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No Filter, Just Feelings (and F-bombs)
In this delightfully unfiltered episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, your favorite trio—Carissa, Peter, and Shaun—peel back the perfectly filtered layers of social media to talk real authenticity in the age of clout-chasing. From TikTok trends and music culture to the emotional chaos of parenting and the hot mess that is current events, they serve up laughs, rants, and some unflinching honesty (yes, including that not every baby is cute).

Expect a messy, millennial, queer-coded journey through content creation, gender identity, viral nonsense, and why humor might just be our last defense in a world that feels like it’s running on vibes and iced coffee.

🔊 Tune in for unhinged takes, surprising depth, and the kind of conversations you scream “YES, EXACTLY” at in your car.

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Eco-Anxiety and Other Things I Can’t Recycle

Is the planet burning or is that just our anxiety again? (Spoiler: it’s both.)

In this chaotic, cathartic episode, the hosts unpack eco-anxiety, corporate greenwashing, and the emotional spiral of trying to save the world with a reusable tote. From personal sustainability fails to pop culture hypocrisy, we dive into why recycling your oat milk carton won’t fix ExxonMobil—but hey, it might ease the guilt.

We’re talking:

• Climate change dread and the mental toll it takes
• Greenwashing and why your “eco” soap might be lying
• Celebrity climate offenders (looking at you, private jets)
• The myth of the individual solution
• The tragic comedy of trying (and failing) to be sustainable

Come for the climate crisis, stay for the emotionally compostable content. 🌱

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