Welcome to the courtroom of chaos, where the judge is petty, the jury is hungover, and the only law we follow is vibes. In this episode, the Apocalypse & Avocados crew dives headfirst into the depths of Reddit’s infamous Am I the Asshole (AITA) subreddit—and spoiler alert: everyone kind of sucks.

From a dry wedding where guests had to secretly pay for booze, to a vegan dinner party ambushed by meat-eaters, we’re dissecting messy social dilemmas with our signature blend of sarcasm, honesty, and deeply unsolicited advice. Along the way, we weigh in on sibling jealousy over a dress, a boyfriend’s bizarre stance on period products, and a niece who might just be too honest.

Carissa’s back this week, which means the judgments are sharper, the laughs are louder, and the moral compass is spinning like a fidget spinner in 2016. We wrap things up with a ridiculous round of "AITA or Just Socially Awkward?"—including catnapping, friendship freeloaders, and boundary-blind besties.

🎧 Listen in for:

• Brutal parenting dilemmas (kids say the worst things)
• The ethics of surprise meat
• Why generosity is a double-edged lasagna
• Sound bites like “You’re a bitch” and “You’re a catnapper”
• Zero actual legal advice—but tons of opinions

Because when it comes to the messiness of modern relationships, the real question isn't “Am I the asshole?”—it's “Where do we even begin?”

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The Gag Order | Drag Race All-Stars Reactions, Reviews & Pride Commentary

Get ready to gag! The Gag Order is your go-to playlist for hilarious and honest reactions to RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars. Join our queer millennial hosts as they break down each episode with fashion critiques, entrance look reviews, and hot takes on your favorite drag queens.

We cover everything from runway themes and lip-sync battles to the impact of Drag Race during Pride season. Whether you’re a longtime fan or new to the werkroom, this playlist is packed with LGBTQ+ commentary, pop culture analysis, and all the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent you can handle.

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💸 We Can’t Afford to Cry Anymore (It’s Dehydrating)
Welcome to late-stage capitalism, where avocados cost $3.29 and therapy is $180/hour—if you’re lucky. With Carissa recovering from sticker shock in the egg aisle, Shaun and Peter spiral into the absolute absurdity of trying to exist in a world where rent is a joke, healthcare is a scam, and your favorite cereal is now a luxury item.

From $28 pizzas to suspiciously small bags of chips, nothing is sacred in this week's unpacking of inflation, shrinkflation, and just how many apps are secretly trying to charge you for “inner peace.” We’re talking class rage, racial profiling at checkout, girl math, bro math, gay math, and why the only thing shrinking faster than our bank accounts is the number of chicken bites at Domino’s.

This one’s for the tired, broke, and delusionally hopeful. If you’ve ever screamed internally at a grocery store or considered bartering your soul for decent internet speeds, this one’s for you.

🔪 May your budget survive the week, and your iced coffee be strong enough to fight capitalism.

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