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Wrapping Up 2024 - New Fitness Mirrors, Gift Cards, and Resolutions (That We'll Break)
- 2024/12/30
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Welcome to Laugh Break! I'm your host Charlie, and today - December 30th, 2024 - we're wrapping up the year with some laughs before we all pretend we're going to keep our New Year's resolutions!
Speaking of trends, have you seen these new AI-powered fitness mirrors everyone's obsessing over? You know, the ones that show you working out but somehow make you look better than you actually do? I got one last week, and let me tell you - it's the first mirror I've ever had that lies more than I do about my exercise routine. It kept saying Great form! while I was literally eating chips on my yoga mat.
And hey, let's talk about something we've all been dealing with - trying to use up those gift cards from Christmas before we forget about them completely. I went to use mine yesterday, and the cashier had to blow dust off their card reader. Apparently, I found last year's gift cards while looking for this year's. I'm pretty sure some of these have been through more moves than I have!
You know what's really wild about this time of year? Everyone's doing their Best of 2024 lists, but I'm still writing 2023 on everything. I caught myself yesterday planning my 2024 goals, then realized we're about to hit 2025. Time flies when you're procrastinating, am I right?
Oh, and can we discuss how every store is already putting out Valentine's Day stuff? I haven't even taken down my Christmas tree yet - which, at this point, I might just leave up and call it early decorating for next year. Work smarter, not harder, folks!
Before I let you go, here's a thought: maybe the real New Year's resolution should be to stop making New Year's resolutions and just accept that we're all doing our best not to put our shirts on backwards in the morning.
That's all for today's Laugh Break! Remember, if you're feeling down about the end of the year, just remember - 2025 is basically 2024 with a glow-up. I'm Charlie, and until next time, keep laughing! Thanks for listening!
Speaking of trends, have you seen these new AI-powered fitness mirrors everyone's obsessing over? You know, the ones that show you working out but somehow make you look better than you actually do? I got one last week, and let me tell you - it's the first mirror I've ever had that lies more than I do about my exercise routine. It kept saying Great form! while I was literally eating chips on my yoga mat.
And hey, let's talk about something we've all been dealing with - trying to use up those gift cards from Christmas before we forget about them completely. I went to use mine yesterday, and the cashier had to blow dust off their card reader. Apparently, I found last year's gift cards while looking for this year's. I'm pretty sure some of these have been through more moves than I have!
You know what's really wild about this time of year? Everyone's doing their Best of 2024 lists, but I'm still writing 2023 on everything. I caught myself yesterday planning my 2024 goals, then realized we're about to hit 2025. Time flies when you're procrastinating, am I right?
Oh, and can we discuss how every store is already putting out Valentine's Day stuff? I haven't even taken down my Christmas tree yet - which, at this point, I might just leave up and call it early decorating for next year. Work smarter, not harder, folks!
Before I let you go, here's a thought: maybe the real New Year's resolution should be to stop making New Year's resolutions and just accept that we're all doing our best not to put our shirts on backwards in the morning.
That's all for today's Laugh Break! Remember, if you're feeling down about the end of the year, just remember - 2025 is basically 2024 with a glow-up. I'm Charlie, and until next time, keep laughing! Thanks for listening!