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Ever wondered what survival gear you'd choose if your life depended on it? In this uniquely structured episode, Alex and TJ face an auction house scenario where their survival coins must be spent strategically on unexpected items – from anxiety-ridden tracking dogs to family-sized Hot Cheetos.

The premise quickly unfolds into absurdist comedy as our contestants build their survival loadouts through competitive bidding wars. "I can't believe I just paid 12 survival dollars for beans," Alex laments, while TJ secures a rusty machete that grants "plus one unspookiness" – a quality that proves surprisingly valuable when the scenario is revealed: surviving a haunted carnival until dawn.

What makes this episode particularly entertaining is watching our hosts justify how their random assortment of items provides survival advantages. TJ's controversial decision to consume his emotional support raccoon to "absorb its powers" leads to heated debates about the mechanics of such abilities. Meanwhile, Alex cleverly uses his fish-smelling tarp to repel ghosts and his Hot Cheetos to create diversions.

The competition takes unexpected turns with dice rolls introducing plot twists – TJ gains the ability to double-jump like Mario, while Alex finds himself transported to the eerie Backrooms dimension. Their passionate arguments about whether someone who has absorbed raccoon powers would be attracted to Hot Cheetos showcase the show's signature blend of ridiculous logic and committed roleplaying.

Whether you're a survival enthusiast or just love watching friends argue about imaginary scenarios with increasing intensity, this episode delivers laughs while subtly making you consider what resources you'd prioritize in a crisis. Subscribe now and join the debate about whether Crocs are edible (spoiler: they're definitely not).

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Barefoot, freshly self-operated on, and trapped in a hospital from hell. Our harrowing journey continues as we navigate through blood-stained hallways and encounter horrors that defy explanation.

The waiting room holds our first clue - a dead security guard with valuable equipment. We quickly discover that proper navigation requires more than just courage as we arm ourselves with a baton, handcuffs, and keys. Desperation forces us to don the guard's bloodied clothes simply to have pockets for carrying essential items.

Searching for escape routes becomes a nightmare of its own. With one stairwell collapsed and the bottom floors overrun with monstrous creatures, we're forced to explore the pediatric ward - a decision that proves horrifically misguided. The children's section harbors abominations that appear as bald, pale figures, crying out in childlike voices. When approached, these entities explode into a deadly "pink mist," creating a uniquely terrifying situation where stealth and distance become our only allies.

The consequences of our choices become brutally apparent as we make a desperate sprint through glass-covered hallways with bare feet, slamming doors behind us to contain the horrors while leaving bloody footprints in our wake. Each decision balances survival against mounting injuries, with dice rolls determining if our desperate gambles succeed or fail.

What secrets does this hospital hold? Why do these creatures exist in two distinct forms? And can anyone truly escape this medical nightmare? Listen now to see if we'll survive to find answers in the coming episodes.

Have you thought about what choices you would make? Share your survival strategies with us at theboys@willyousurvivethepodcast.com!

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You blink awake on a cold operating table, surgical clamps still attached to your open appendix wound. The operating room is eerily dark except for a sliver of red emergency lighting from a slightly ajar door. Something is terribly wrong.

This special episode of Will You Survive takes a different approach as hosts TJ, Eric, and Alex navigate a medical nightmare scenario where survival depends on quick thinking and stomach-churning decisions. When our protagonists discover the disemboweled bodies of medical staff surrounding them, it becomes clear this is no ordinary hospital situation.

Armed with only Grey's Anatomy knowledge and whatever they can scavenge from the operating room, our hosts face impossible choices. Should they attempt self-surgery? How do they identify and administer antibiotics? What's the best way to transform an IV stand into a weapon? Each decision carries life-or-death consequences as they work together to escape the horror.

The tension escalates when they encounter a creature with milky white eyes in the corridor, emitting a mysterious pink mist that burns on contact. Their improvised weapons prove inadequate against this unknown threat, forcing them to flee deeper into the abandoned hospital. What started as a routine appendectomy has become a desperate fight for survival against unspeakable horrors.

This episode showcases the psychological aspects of survival scenarios - the panic of medical emergencies, the resourcefulness needed when isolated without help, and the courage required to face the unknown. Follow along as our hosts demonstrate what it takes to survive when the hospital itself becomes a nightmare.

Is your survival instinct strong enough for this medical horror? Listen now, and ask yourself: would you survive?