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It’s time for the 50th episode of Welcome to The Suburbs Podcast. 50th! Like birthdays and statehood, the 50th episode is a nice benchmark. Andy asked me to recall some of our reoccurring characters. Ironically we’d just spent Thanksgiving at the lake where my sister reared her ugly head like a nose full of pimples on prom night. We also talked about Joe and Mary and the idea of developing a reality show titled, short legs, big attitudes.

I asked Andy if his 50th birthday was memorable. His response, yes. Jennifer took me to Manhattan, I caught to flu and our pool’s filtration system died. We returned home to lung cookies and a cement swamp.

Part 2: flying out of Tampa on Southwest Airlines after business meetings the gate attended challenged Greg’s commitment to line etiquette. His response, this is something I’ve been doing since kindergarten, I believe I understand the concept, which led to a display of her obvious dissatisfaction with his mocking of her sacred protocol.

Meanwhile, at the next gate, a man and woman dressed as friends of Alexander Hamilton became minor celebrities to other travelers. People wanted selfies, someone dressed as Ben Franklin was offering copies with his 1700’s printing press. Because it was old technology, the flight left before anyone had a copy. Did they have a musket? Andy asked. No, it didn’t clear the security check point. Either did the tomahawk.

Part 3: psychics speak with sprit guides when meditating. Are spirit guides God’s way of delegating communications to mortals? If so, are those guides bound by a code of ethics? Can they tell enlightened seers everything about the future? Does it depend on the commitment of the seer? Like a subscription rate. The more commitment, the richer the information.

What about spirit animals. Do docile animals make better spirit animals than say, a rattle snake or a mountain lion?

We’ve had a lot of laughs over the last 50 episodes. There is so much more we covered in this episode too! Happy 50th Andy! Listen in on our conversations and laughter by downloading episode 50 of Welcome to the Suburbs Podcast. Please share it with a friend or 2…too🙂

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Did you know, if you pay a little extra when you get a ticket, the state won’t report it to you insurance company? That feels a little like payola? The only thing missing, you’re not paying cash to a guy wearing a pinkie ring at a clandestine location near the river.

Jennifer had experimental joint surgery on her toe. The joint wasn’t something they fished out of a bowl of chicken knuckle soup. It was actually titanium. Lesson learned, don’t have that type of surgery over a holiday weekend. Her trip to the ER for pain meds included stepping around puddles of bodily fluids from someone who tried giving advice to a kid who jumped the line at Meijer. Ok kidding. Just love the opportunity to call back jokes from previous episodes

Razor scooter rental is a part of life in many cities. Greg and Keely tried to rent them on a recent visit to St Pete the only ones left were scooters with seats. They were available because no one wants to look that tragic Keely, who’s more secure, couldn’t care less what people thought. Greg felt like he needed white driving gloves, a clutch purse, and rain bonnet.

It’s Episode 49 of Welcome To The Suburbs Podcast and Papaw’s coming in hot!

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