69 lol nice. Really though, we make our predictions for 2025 and while they’re pretty farfetched, nothing surprises me anymore. My autopsy came back negative, so that’s a win.

Goodbye, au revoir, farewell, sayonara, auf wiedersehen, or whatever you use to exit a conversation. Just as long as it’s not “sEe YoU nExT yEaR lol”, don’t be that tool. This episode, we celebrate(mourn) the passing of this year and share our favorite movies, book, and albums that stowed away for the ride.

Santa hires us to help make Christmas hip, and boy we’ve been dying to share our ideas with anyone willing to listen. Just in time for the big day.

Oh Christmas crimes, oh Christmas crimes, I can’t think up another verse. Did you know criminals don’t take holiday vacations? Check out these weird and funny Christmas crimes.

We explore how to incorporate your Halloween remnants into the festive seasons and why you should be answering the door expecting trick-or-treaters year round. Also, Rachel has never heard “12 Days of Christmas” aloud ever.

Can Santa fight the devil? Is Santa’s best friend Merlin the wizard? Can Santa successfully drug all the children in time? Are all of these really answered in the same movie? We try to guess the plots of these whacky Christmas movies and crack the code on what makes a Hallmark holiday movie.

Solid life advice today. Also providing the answers for what to do when your significant other chops down your family tree, won’t stop rapping, or keeps yelling EMERGENCY over dumb shit. If you’re looking for a community, you have one here.

We’re therapists today(not really), and our methods of diagnosing rely solely on internet personality tests. Surely, we’ll receive accurate maps of our psyche and in no way will this go awry.