I don't know what you want from us. Yeah, there were two of these life events and by golly we're just innocent men.

You know what I think the world needs? More opinions on the Star Wars. So this week, we’ve explored the cream of the crop.

We take turns forcing the other into the wrong side of a debate. We employ the dirtiest tactics to win these fake arguments with each other. Gaslighting, backstabbing, lying, pandering, nothing is off the table.

Guessing movie plots or real life crimes is a skill I’m proud to put on a resume, and it’s also the theme of this episode. Melancholia sucks.

Our friend hit someone with her car and just left the scene. Allegedly. Also we discuss kidney stones, doctor diapers, augmenting fart sounds, and how underrated A1 sauce is.

We explore just the tip of the Honey, I Shrunk The Kids franchise, being just the three movies. Well, really just the first two since the third could be summed up with a heavy groan.

We discover if our friendship is toxic or not and the answer may surprise you. I said may. Then we answer some complicated questions and Gamage talks about John Mayer a lot.

“We” talk about the modern horror movie and rate them in a lightning round fashion. Unfortunately, Rachel hasn’t seen most of them so this is pretty much all one sided.