⚽ Two Left Feet – The Eagles Have Landed

The title’s sorted — but the rest? Utter chaos.

This week, Rebecca and Marilyn dive headfirst into the top-five scrap as the race for Europe goes right to the wire. City climb back into third and lead the race for the Champions League places, while Newcastle, Chelsea, Villa, and Forest all line up for one final push.

We also cover:

🏆 Crystal Palace’s first-ever major trophy — with Dean Henderson playing like he’s been possessed by a brick wall.

🔁 Trent Alexander-Arnold to Real Madrid — it’s official, and it could get him to the Club World Cup early

🤖 Our AI’s prediction review — 7 correct outcomes, 1 perfect score — and its final say on who finishes where

It’s the penultimate show of the season — and we’re still not quite sure how the offside rule works.

⚽🎙️ COMING UP ON THIS WEEK'S TWO LEFT FEET! 🎙️⚽

Grab your whistle and a half-deflated beach ball—Two Left Feet is back and wobblier than ever!

🎯 The Champions League race has gone full soap opera, and your hosts Marilyn and Rebecca are here to break down all the drama, tension, and tactical chaos—without accidentally using the offside rule as a yoga pose again.

🛑 From Man City’s banana skin at Southampton to Newcastle’s charge for second, we’ve got every twist, goal, and managerial expression of existential dread covered.

🎮 Our resident AI checks in with its prediction review, still reeling from only getting two right last week but boldly (and somewhat smugly) predicting the weekend ahead.

🎢 Plus, we look back at the European action for the English teams looking to make it into finals, and if Man United and Spurs could put off total humiliation for a while, or if one of them can earn themselves the most undeserved opportunity in football history! .

It’s football fun for fans, part-timers, and anyone who’s ever mistaken a linesman for someone helping with parking.

📅 Out Friday – wherever you get your pods!

Marilyn and Rebecca are back with another gloriously daft episode of Two Left Feet! This week:

• A chaotic Premier League weekend is unpicked, with the race for the top five turning into the most dramatic pile-up since someone tried to parallel park a double-decker.
• A look back at the final day of the Football League season: from last-gasp winners to wild pitch invasions, it’s pure lower league magic.
• AI returns to review its wobbly prediction form, and offers a fresh batch of forecasts for the upcoming weekend… with all the confidence of a weather app in a thunderstorm.

Grab a cuppa, brace for nonsense, and settle in for another round of football, foolishness and firm but fair chaos.