The Boys had a blast at the Maple Leafs hockey game at the weekend, and met 3,000 awesome-as-f**k TPB fans! They also chat about petrifying aliens, the guy in the chair, and a delicious Julian BBQ. Plus: Why don't we do it in the road? Because it'll cost ya 10 f**king years in jail!

The Boys have a bunch of new TPB chips to sell at the mall and make some serious scrilla! Before they f**k off, they discuss flying pickles, a p**sy health hack, and an all-you-can-eat buffet that ain't for Randy. Plus: Play Ricky's new game, Cool or Not Cool!

The Boys are feeling a bit jinkety-janked today! Maybe a sauna, pedicure or a tickle sandwich with Jay Baruchel would help? They also discuss using AI to stay outta jail, Mars space weed, and Ricky's sex lube experiments... it's gonna get GREASY!

Here's your PAD Fools GOLD! Find out who got f**ked over by an early April fools, why sea kitties are so ugly, and who made a stink in the Gettin' Cooked kitchen. Plus: Julian has some F**KIN' HUGE news for ya...

It's officially BOOZE MONDAY! The Boys are back at a new time, and getting right out of 'er with their delicious new liquor drinks. Is organ flush and muscle cream coming next? We've also got cobra fighting kitties, a naked date at the lake with Julian, and a peek at Gettin' Cooked With Ricky, coming to SwearNet March 28!

Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all f**ky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!

He's the smartest guy in the park! Seed king MrSoul drops by with his latest delicious creation - Bubble's Blueberry F4, now available at brothersgrimmseeds.com. It's purple! He also spills some seed-growing secrets and teaches the Boys about nuclear reactors. Plus: Can Ricky's Hash Plant make his brain more red?

F**k off February, and take your sh*tcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!