This is our last episode of 2024 and of season 3. Fear of crossing over running water, shimmering in the sun, or counting, you will find none of these things in real vampire lore. But what happens when you cannot get the rights to Dracula? Well you change the names and countries and you get Count Orlock of course. So grab your favorite metal stake and watch out for rats in this blood sucking good episode with Nosferatu, Shadow of the Vampire and Eggers remake, spoilers ahead for a 102 year old plot.

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We clearly were on the naughty list this year to be yet again punished with such hot garbage. Join us, Grizzly Adams, Goldberg, and a rehashed Christmas Evil for some more holiday jeers.

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This week we are catching up with some franchises that we have covered before, but now have new entries. We are wrapping a few of these together in one package for a holiday palate cleanser between Christmas themed horror episodes. Join us for what we hope to be a new holiday tradition.

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It’s that time of year again and Santa may not be in any of these films, but they are still ho-ho-horrible. So break out your tactical Xmas gear, be nice to the mutated fetuses, and ask your spirit box for something nice.

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We all understand the philosophical dilemma of being trapped in a room, a prisoner of our own making. But what if the forces keeping you trapped in that room are very real? Join us as we explore films that keep its protagonists trapped in a room.

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Knowing who we are, or who we project ourselves as, is an important part of our human identity. What happens when that identity is lost? What happens when there are parts of our identity hidden even from ourselves? What happens if you lose a part of yourself, but then try to find it again? These questions and more will be examined in these 3 films.

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In a world where Graveyard tortures Salem for a month, what happens when he strikes back? Will he cause my car to flip over? Will he come back to save the future, or will he turn on the disco lights and drunkenly dance? It is time for week two of the Month of Salem 2024.

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With October and all of those terrible movies behind us, It is now my turn to torture Graveyard with movies he doesn’t like. This week we are talking mind games. That’s right, prepare for artistic cinematography, plots that you need to noodle out, and performances that can be labeled as acting. Join us for some movies that will try to resuscitate that part of the brain that may have been permanently damaged from one too many terrible haunted house and clown movies.

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