In this one I tell you about:

• Waking up with a zit on my nose
• The current stress I’m enduring
• Getting called for jury duty
• A wild story my dad told me over the weekend
• Another thing I’ve never done in my life
• And four fresh new calls to the hotline from Susan, Eugene, Jason and Patrick

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• Closure on my substantial computer problems
• And now some substantial car problems
• The not-our-cat causing issues with Toney's new job
• Having a disconcerting "conversation" with Grok
• Identifying people via throat clearing
• The superpower I wish I had

Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• Substantial technical difficulties in the subterranean bunker
• An exciting development with our upcoming Washington DC trip
• Our yard guy is sleeping with the enemy!
• Another successful Costco run
• The terrible rest area-style toilet paper Toney purchased

Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• Attempting to accurately judge people at the local watering hole
• The heartfelt way my father acknowledged my mother's birthday
• Asking Grok about the famous people from my hometown
• A hilarious memory from when our kids used to be competitive swimmers
• All that and fresh new calls from Tony in Cleveland and Jason in Austin

Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• Being addicted to fart videos on Instagram
• Purchasing a replacement wall clock due to ticking
• The Half-Shirts yelling at our yard guy
• More concert tickets procured
• Seeing a John Waite show with Toney
• All that and four new calls to the hotline from Chris, Patrick, Eugene, and Ian

Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• An impromptu trip to Baltimore for a baseball game
• A celebrity someone bizarrely said I look like
• What we want after we pass away
• Not-Our-Kitty is now in springtime outdoor mode
• All this and three new calls to the hotline

Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• My weekly conversation with my parents
• A discussion about a disturbing carnival sideshow my dad saw as a kid
• The completely bonkers dream I had a few nights ago
• An email I received from Krispy Kreme that fired me up
• An interesting (while somewhat disappointing) documentary I watched about a mind-blowing discovery in 1978

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

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Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com

In this one I tell you about:

• A concerning text message my dad sent me
• The much-needed spring-cleaning of my car
• My latest oil-change adventure
• Preparing for Opening Day of baseball season
• Some memories of Reds games I attended
• An absolute classic baseball-themed voicemail
• A fresh new call from Jason in Austin

I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for listening!

Check out expanded show notes at surfreportpod.com

Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today!

Also, we now have a telephone hotline where you can leave your comments, questions, and suggestions. The number is 570-290-8151. Give us a call and there’s a very good chance you’ll be part of a future show. It’s all voicemail, no actual human will answer. If you're too shy for such shenanigans, email us at surfreportpod@gmail.com