Fear and opportunism collide in this fascinating dive into one of history's strangest mass panics. When scientists discovered cyanogen gas in Halley's Comet's tail before its 1910 arrival, what should have been a minor scientific footnote exploded into worldwide hysteria. We explore how a single French astronomer's speculative comment about the gas potentially "snuffing out all life on Earth" sparked terror across continents.

The resulting panic is both hilarious and sobering. People frantically "comet-proofed" their homes by stuffing rags in window cracks, wearing wet towels as makeshift gas masks, and retreating to basements. Churches overflowed with terrified worshippers praying for salvation as Earth passed through the comet's tail. Meanwhile, opportunists saw dollar signs, creating an entire industry of bogus protective products almost overnight.

We unpack the wild array of scams that flourished: "anti-comet pills" (basically sugar tablets), colored water "elixirs," special umbrellas supposedly designed to protect from cosmic debris, and even comet insurance policies. Some bartenders brilliantly claimed alcohol would neutralize the comet's poison – perhaps history's most creative excuse for a drinking spree! Without strong consumer protection laws and with communication systems that took weeks to spread accurate information, these fraudsters made fortunes before anyone could stop them.

What makes this story so compelling is how it illuminates timeless aspects of human nature. The speed at which fear spread, the media's role in amplifying misinformation, and our vulnerability to snake oil salespeople feels eerily familiar more than a century later. When Halley's Comet finally passed by with no effect beyond a spectacular light show, the world collectively exhaled – and quietly tucked away their useless anti-comet products.

Join us for this cosmic journey through panic, pseudoscience, and profiteering that proves some aspects of humanity never change – even as we gaze at the stars. Have you encountered modern versions of these astronomical scams? Share your thoughts with us on social media or email us at historybuffoonspodcast@gmail.com!

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