This is your sign to text your fave unlicensed therapists. (That’s us).

Sharpen your pencils and pass the potato salad — it’s time for The Official Cookout Eligibility Exam.

We’re kicking things off with a moment of truth and reflection as we honor Juneteenth — a celebration of delayed freedom, erased history, and ongoing resistance. It’s not just a day off. It’s not about hashtags. And Brenda, this is still not the time for red, white, and blue or unseasoned coleslaw.

Then? It’s exam time. We break down the cookout rules that should be common knowledge:
✅ Don’t microwave ribs.
✅ Don’t ghost after RSVP’ing.
✅ Don’t show up with a plus-one and a Tupperware collection.
✅ Don’t bring drama without ice.
✅ And don’t you dare talk Uno trash if you don’t know the rules.

We also spiral into buffet crimes, bidet chaos, house ownership heartbreak, Sonic nostalgia, loyalty tests, Facebook invite trauma, and whether being in your 30s is actually fun or just well-decorated exhaustion.

This episode has everything: history, humor, hot dogs, and hard truths. So pull up a lawn chair, pass the mac & cheese

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Unfiltered. Unapologetic. Unhinged (just a bit).

Hosted by Nalee & Anthony—this is your safe, spicy space to spiral. Expect adult content, hot takes, and high-functioning chaos.

And yes, we call our listeners H.O.E.S.
(Hilarious. Over it. Emotionally unstable. Spicy.)
It’s not an insult. It’s a hoe-mmunity.

A bold and reflective summer-themed interlude where Anthony and Nalee unpack what true freedom looks like—setting boundaries, reclaiming time, and showing up for yourself. Backed by a breezy, empowering beat, this mid-roll ties into the podcast's July theme and invites listeners to stay present in their personal growth and expression journey.

Anthony and Nalee open the voicemail box to your wildest stories—friendship red flags, embarrassing vacation meltdowns, or theories too delulu to keep to yourself. With a light, playful sound cue and a promise of (mostly) anonymous judgment, this mid-roll invites listeners to become part of the pod’s chaos. Because your unhinged moments? Yeah, we want those on air.

A playful, no-nonsense reminder from Anthony and Nalee to hit that follow button, leave a review, and share the pod with your favorite chaotic friend. Set over a snappy, upbeat jingle, this mid-roll blends humor and honesty to encourage listener support—because subscribing helps fuel the tangents, rants, and revelations you didn’t know you needed.

Anthony and Nalee take a moment to show love to the listeners who keep the pod caffeinated and gloriously unhinged. This post-roll is a heartfelt (and slightly unfiltered) thank-you, with a nudge to leave a review or share your own stories. Because the real magic? It’s in the feedback, the chaos, and the moments that make you text your bestie mid-episode.

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