What do a spine injury, a 90s racing game, and stories about childhood teachers have in common? This episode, apparently.

We’re unpacking the realities of getting older—like how your body starts filing complaints—and what it means to reach 30 with a bit of gratitude, a lot of reflection, and maybe some lower back pain. Along the way, there’s a nostalgic pit stop at Need for Speed 2 on Windows 95 and some memorable moments with early teachers who left a mark.

We also dive into the deeper stuff: the importance of not being afraid to ask for help, especially for men; the evolving conversation around sex roles, boundaries in opposite-sex relationships, and the standards placed on both men and women. It’s about learning, unlearning, and figuring out how to hold space—for yourself and others.

With the stock market falling off a cliff, egg prices still high, and country relations souring, the Aliens keep the studio away from the BS, and keep the show rolling, this time with a very special guest! As the youngest person on the podcast to step in front of the mic and camera, 18 year old hip-hop artist Junior The Demigod stops by to tell his story in music, all while juggling high school and producing his own beats. The young man discusses his journey and how collabs with the Cypher Society elevated his game and recognition early on, as well as where his path is taking him in 2025.

Plus, did an adult film star share one of Junior's rap verses, how classmates react to the music Junior puts out, does Mario have a very early undiagnosed case of Parkinson's, and more!

Junior The Demigod - @junior.the.demigod

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Picked up from the same dealership Bryan makes his cash at, all while experiencing some banging new Taco bell food, new to the studio comes fellow car mechanic Connor! With a wealth of experience in tinkering with vehicles and all things combustion since he was a teenager, Connor comes by the studio to talk about his time with working on Alfa Romeo's, his racing and go kart experiences, and why Bryan is just so dang good at being a mechanic (at least a little bit).

Plus, the new Twitch follows come with some questionable names, why Connor has so many mopeds chilling at his home with his friends, a new project for Bryan and his newly-acquired vehicle that has many different possibilities, why Gridlife is an event Mario and other car lovers should attend, and more!

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March Madness is truly underway in college basketball, and that madness infiltrates the Aliens and the studio, but it also includes returning guest Doce Quetzal! Doce comes by to discuss his 2025 plans for battle rapping and showcasing his heritage at events around the country, and why spending hundreds of dollars on Funko Pops were totally a good investment.

Plus, the intricate aspect of dating single moms, the boys throw it back to the pandemic days and the difficulty of obtaining new gaming consoles, a Bryan back injury, giving props to a Michigan baseball player for his crafty celebration, and more!

Doce Quetzal - @doce_quetzal

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Nvidia decided that their new update had a side effect of messing with the computer's drivers, so after a late start to the stream, the boys get their wacky podcast back up and running, and add some nostalgia and spookiness to the night.

Bryan had an experience at a video game store that has him yearning for the good old days of Need for Speed, Mario shares a story about Argentina and some airplanes used during a very nefarious time in the country's history, the guys check out a Mexican YouTube vlogger visiting North Korea, while pondering if a visit by the Aliens to shoot an episode would be possible, and more!

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Bryan and Mario are excited to have at the studio for the first time Brian Hensley of Michigan rock band Rivit! An original band and recording studio based in Fraser, Michigan, Brian joins the guys to discuss the origins of Rivit and its brand through logos and music creation, and promoting their songs through record stores and articles around the world.

Plus, the table have some interesting thoughts on AI becoming more prevalent in the music scene, maybe or maybe not boosting listens and views of the band and podcast through Best Buy computers, and more!

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A month ago, Mario revealed his ancestry results to the world, showing that he's quite Spanish, a bit of a Frenchman, somehow has indigenous roots in Mexico and Bolivia, and has enough of a percentage of German that got Bryan's theories about his family growing more. This time around, it's Bryan's time to unveil his ancestry, and of course we had to bring Victorino back to the studio to witness this revelation like the first time.

While Bryan basks in the glory of his new-found family roots, the boys discuss their love of retro video gaming, watch the U.S. and Ukraine presidents get into a heated argument at the White House, a female takeover going down in the Twitch chat, and more!

Victorino - @victorino.313

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As social media becomes a place for bad political memes and threats to purchase Canada, the Aliens have an honest talk about needing to find time to disconnect from the world, and grab a hold of a good book, play some video games, and be in peace. For Bryan, he's definitely enjoying those moments away from the phone screen.

Also, with the 4 Nations Faceoff hockey tournament coming to a close, Mario discusses his glowing review of the replacement to this year's NHL All-Star Game, why leagues like the NBA should take some inspiration from it, and how casual sports fans may now tune in more to some sticks and pucks.

Plus, why watching a Youtuber breaking his desk over Kendrick Lamar songs may be a good thing for people to do to let off some steam, a look back at a classic 2005 King Kong video game, Bryan introducing Mario and the fans to artist Scoochie Boochie, and more!

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