We're on vacation starting tomorrow, Index returns on 7/28!

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Pokemon card heists are big business, some of us are only getting 17 decent days a month, Crumbl wants me dead and KFC want their crown back!

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We have a space rock setting a record, half of us skip lunch breaks, Papa John's is running back a "classic", a new chip is on the horizon and we're getting screwed out of $217 each!

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Walmart is combining sodas and dessert, Kellogg's is being sold, West Virginia sounds enticing, we're hitting up loved ones for cash and we know very little about our family members.

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Happy 7-11 Day!!! I'm home (almost) alone this weekend, men don't pee like we used to and our days are getting shorter!

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Today we celebrate one of our favorite tropical drinks, learn where to live for a longer life, stay where the Smurfs stay and some of us get to keep our shoes on at the airport now!

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The Epstein files weren't a thing after all apparently (wut?) choking is up, healthy children are down and not getting laid could be helpful for you?

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McDonald's has three new jams today, sweets are down, cats and dogs are good for your brain, the UFC is coming to the White House and White Castle ups their chicken game!

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