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  • Ep. 20-344 - "Killa" Cuomo

    Ep. 20-344 - "Killa" Cuomo
    2020/09/04
    In this episode, Cuomo came out threatening the President to have an army when walking the streets of New York. Trump reiterates his call for presidential candidates to take drug tests. Lightfoot bans protestors from protesting in only one location.
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  • Christmas Comedy Cheer: A Must Listen - Ep 24-492

    Christmas Comedy Cheer: A Must Listen - Ep 24-492
    2024/12/25
    [SEGMENT 2-1] Christmas songs reimagined 1 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, and mp3.

    [SEGMENT 2-2] Christmas Cheer MAGA Style Are your chestnuts roasting on an open fire? Hopefully not, Fellas! I decided to cut a show for you on this amazing day. I hope you find enjoyment with it after celebrating with family, friends, or even by yourself. We can’t always be together, but know that there are people out there who love you, adore you. And you have touched people positively, most of whom you will never know. That’s who you are. That’s what Conservatism represents. Of course, celebrating Christmas as a Conservative means dealing with Leftist lunacy. You know the drill: Uncle Phil will call climate change “the real Grinch,” while Cousin Beth insists that Santa should be gender-neutral. It’s exhausting, but it’s also hilarious. Because deep down, we know they’re triggered by our joy. Nothing enrages a Leftist more than a happy Conservative. So this year, lean into it. Wear your ugliest Trump sweater. Hang mistletoe over your Ronald Reagan shrine. Bake cookies shaped like the border wall. And when Aunt Karen inevitably explodes, calmly remind her that the only thing more secure than Trump’s hair is his legacy. Christmas Cheer: MAGA Style Christmas is a time to laugh, to love, and yes, to troll the Left—but with holiday spirit, of course. Hand out gifts wrapped in red paper with gold trim and call it “Trump Tower chic.” Send everyone home with a MAGA ornament for their tree. And when the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve, raise a toast to the next four years of winning. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s this: no matter how much the Left tries to steal our joy, they can’t cancel Christmas. Or Trump. So deck the halls, my friends, and remember: every time a Leftist cries, a Conservative gets their wings. Final Thoughts Christmas isn’t just a holiday; it’s a celebration of everything the Left hates: tradition, family, faith, and unapologetic happiness. So this year, let’s make it unforgettable. Merry Christmas, America—and may your 2025 be filled with freedom, prosperity, and endless liberal tears.
    [SEGMENT 2-3] Comedy as a weapon 1 [X] SB – Black measurements [X] SB – Comedy as a weapon 1 [X] SB – Comedy as a weapon 2

    [SEGMENT 2-4] Comedy as a weapon 2 Legend has it these songs were born during a MAGA Christmas party where someone spiked the eggnog with winning. The titles practically wrote themselves as attendees reflected on 2023: a year where America got a stocking full of Leftist tears and Trump got another political miracle. Merry MAGA Christmas, and don’t forget to keep triggering Leftists one carol at a time! Mike Binder I want to dedicate this segment to a comedy genius, Mike Binder. You don’t know Mike, but you’ve seen him in movies. One of the funniest guys on the planet. His best friend is comedian Bill Burr, if that gives you any understanding of who Mike might be. Years ago, Mike called me the white collar version of Joe Rogan. Interestingly, he started back doing stand up, and he’s truly a comedic genius. I hope to have him on the show soon, and I will prove this. Anyway, here he is performing. Comedy…

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  • Ep. 20-343 - Pelosi's Marion Barry Moment

    Ep. 20-343 - Pelosi's Marion Barry Moment
    2020/09/04
    In this episode, there's no apology, no acknowledgement of wrong, just a double down with destruction to support the lie. I grew up poor, black, and happy. Leftists love poor and black, but hate the happy.
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  • Enjoy Christmas, You Earned It - Ep 24-491

    Enjoy Christmas, You Earned It - Ep 24-491
    2024/12/25
    [SEGMENT 1-1] Christmas songs repeat 2023 [SEGMENT 1-2] Learn to enjoy Christmas It’s Christmas Day and I hope you are enjoying life with friends and family. And if you happen to be alone, then thank you for including me in your Christmas, and know that I am with you in spirit. When I was an engineer, I had a friend who hated the holidays, especially Christmas. I thought he was kidding, but each year he got very depressed at this time. It was so difficult for me to understand this, because I’m a “cup half filled” person. What was so intriguing to me is that any other time of year, this guy was just like me. He was truly the Merry Mexican. One of the technicians on my engineering team, and the guy was a joy to be around…except during the holidays. In a way I get it. The most wonderful time of the year for God-loving people is almost approached with trepidation. It’s the time of year to keep your mouth shut. Yes, we’ve spent all year fighting the lunatic Left, and now we’re supposed to gather around the dinner table, smiling politely as Aunt Karen waxes poetic about “how presidential” Gavin Newsom looks in a windbreaker. The Unbearable Expectations of Christmas Christmas is supposed to be festive, but for many, it’s a pressure cooker of unrealistic expectations. Let’s start with the car commercials. Who are these people getting luxury cars with big red bows? I swear, I’ve never met anyone who’s walked outside on Christmas morning and found a shiny new Lexus in the driveway. Not one. This isn’t a gift—it’s a financial ambush. “Merry Christmas, honey! Here’s a monthly car payment the size of our mortgage.” Also, can we talk about the fact that Hollywood now feels obligated to diversify these commercials? Oh, look, it’s Jamal and Shanice, living their best lives in matching sweaters, unwrapping a BMW. I’m not saying it hasn’t happened, but let’s not pretend this is a universal experience. For most of us, the biggest thing we’re unwrapping is the family pack of socks from Costco. New Year’s Resolutions: The Annual Lie And then there’s New Year’s. We treat it like a fresh start, even though it’s literally just the day after December 31. “This year, I’m going to the gym!” Sure, you are, Karen. Right after you finish the leftover pecan pie and delete Netflix. Why do we lie to ourselves like this? The same people who couldn’t manage to walk their dog more than twice in 2023 are now planning to train for a marathon. Stop it. Holidays with the Left But let’s get to the real Christmas buzzkill: Leftists. From Thanksgiving onward, we Conservatives are given a strict set of holiday rules. Don’t wear your MAGA hat to dinner. Don’t mention Trump. Don’t bring up Biden unless you’re praising his “resilience.” It’s like the PC police have infiltrated our homes, ready to pounce if you so much as hum “God Bless America.” Even in victory—and Trump’s 2024 win was a victory for America, the world, and maybe even Mars—we’re told to tone it down. “Don’t gloat,” they say. Meanwhile, they’ve spent four years calling us racists, fascists, and worse. Well, guess what, Aunt Karen? This Christmas, I’m drinking eggnog from my TKJN Trump Nickname mug and flaunting my Trumpiness like a MAGA elf at the North Pole. Why Conservatives Need Christmas Here’s the thing: We Conservatives need Christmas. It’s our time to recharge, to celebrate faith, family, and freedom. While the Left spends the season trying to cancel Rudolph for being “problematic” (too red, obviously Republican), we’re out here keeping the traditions alive. Caroling? Check. Nativity scenes? Double check. Loudly pointing out that Jesus was not a socialist? Triple check. And let’s not forget, Christmas is the ultimate reminder that good triumphs over evil. It’s like a Hallmark movie on steroids. The world needed a savior, and boom, Jesus arrived. And in the spirit of that divine intervention, let’s celebrate another miracle: Trump saved us from Bidenomics, open borders, and the Ministry of Truth. You better believe that’s worth a toast. Dealing with the Lunatics Potential Funny AdditionsA fake Christmas letter from the DNC: “Dear Conservatives, Please don’t celebrate too loudly. It’s making us look bad.”A MAGA-themed Christmas song parody: “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Freedom.”A holiday card: “All I want for Christmas is four more years!” I hope today you have on your Trump MAGA hat, drink from your TKJN Trump Nickname mug, and flaunt your “Trumpiness” like Trumpian elves. [SEGMENT 1-3] Christmas toys repeat 2023 [SEGMENT 1-4] Government trophy girlfriend I was thinking about this, and I’ve said many times that it’s the rough patches in life that teach you lessons. You learn little from the good times. That's why so many billionaires' kids end up in rehab. And plastic surgeons feast on the ...
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  • Ep. 20-342 - Media Is Not Your Friend

    Ep. 20-342 - Media Is Not Your Friend
    2020/09/03
    In this episode, no name necessary just "Nick's Black Friend". Cuomo unable to locate records for nursing home deaths, needs just a little longer to find them. Tucker Carlson aired a secretly recorded tape between Cuomo and Cohen.
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  • Leftist Comedy Writes Itself - 24-490

    Leftist Comedy Writes Itself - 24-490
    2024/12/24
    [SEGMENT 2-1] Comedian reads email on election night breakup [X] SB - Comedian reads email on election night breakup

    [SEGMENT 2-2] Woman’s Movement 1 – Catfished [X] SB – Radio show discusses catfished woman

    [SEGMENT 2-3] Woman’s Movement 2 [X] SB – Young woman on being alone

    [SEGMENT 2-4] Comedy and politics "Isn’t Leftism just one big joke? They knew Biden’s brain was fried when they ran him, but they still put him in the Oval Office. That’s like putting a mannequin behind the wheel of a Tesla’s autopilot feature won’t notice. "We’ve got a congresswoman chilling in a dementia facility for six months, and nobody in D.C. noticed. You know who did notice? Her nurse—when she started voting on bills in the middle of Bingo night. And what about the Left ridiculing Elon Musk? The guy who replaced NASA for 2 cents on the dollar. And Democrats can’t build a healthcare website for less than $5b and it still crashes. "The Democrats said, ‘Trust the science,’ but now they’re out here saying men can breastfeed. I hate to break it to you, but if you’re a man and you’re lactating, GET TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM STAT. Remember when they told us the economy was doing great, and then eggs started costing more than concert tickets? What’s next, a Black Friday deal on gasoline?" Remember we were told how popular Kamala Harris was. At the time, her approval ratings were so low, even her shadow won’t follow her, but the tried to rebrand her. And to believe the media, Joe Biden was not only going to run in the Boston Marathon, he was going to win it. They’ve got Biden wandering off stage like he’s auditioning for a reboot of Lost, and Kamala was one cackle away from becoming a supervillain. The Left wanted to outlaw cow farts and gas stoves. What’s next, outlawing microwaves? Are we all supposed to cook with equity-powered thoughts now? Remember when the Left said ‘follow the money’ to expose corruption? Well, we did, and it led straight to Joe Biden’s beach house!" They’re rewriting history in schools to make everyone a victim. Pretty soon, math class will start with, ‘If two oppressed identities walk into a room, how many reparations do they owe each other?’"
    1. "They keep screaming about ‘saving democracy,’ but when’s the last time you felt saved by a $7 loaf of bread? I’ll wait."
    2. "Apparently, if you criticize a drag queen story hour, you’re anti-LGBTQ. Look, I’m just saying, let’s not take book recommendations from someone whose wardrobe is 80% sequins."
    3. "
    4. "The media went from, ‘Inflation is temporary,’ to ‘Here’s why paying $12 for cereal is actually a good thing.’ What’s next? A think piece on the virtues of dumpster diving?"
    5. "The Democrats are like a bad magician—they distract you with one hand while the other hand steals your wallet, your gas stove, and your common sense!"


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  • Ep. 20-341 - Rules Don't Apply

    Ep. 20-341 - Rules Don't Apply
    2020/09/03
    In this episode, a group of Nobel Prize winners endorse Biden which doesn't say much for the value of the prize. Nancy Pelosi caught on tape bucking California COVID rules and she's destroying a business to cover it up. Rough start for the NBA with viewership down in double digits, and Lebron doesn't help the cause.
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  • Leftist Egos and the MIA - Ep 24-489

    Leftist Egos and the MIA - Ep 24-489
    2024/12/24
    [SEGMENT 1-1] Leftist hubris 1 I’m holding down the fort, guarding the line, all so you can enjoy the holidays. So what only a handful of people will get to hear this message, because you are HARD CORE. Far too many people think they are bad to the bone, but when it’s time for the fight, they are in the wind. YOU listening today are ready for the fight. What’s he doing talking about violence over the Christmas holidays, some of the weak-kneed sissies are asking. Well, I ask them, “Do you think Democrats are resting?!” Do you think they care about the birth of baby Jesus? Holy Mother of Mary, are you crazy?! Welcome…TKJN The fact that Democrats continue cases against Trump is telling. First, they know the cases are bogus. But even after Trump gets elected in a mandate, Democrats don’t stop. Partly, because they can’t. Stopping means admitting they lied. And if Bill Clinton taught us anything, it’s that Democrats won’t quit lying until you produce “the blue dress”. How many blue dresses does Trump need to reveal to them. In what should make white supremacists happy, Jack Smith—the only white litigator targeting Trump—decided he didn’t want to be the first person to die in the movie, and he rightly dropped his genned up case against Trump. But don’t expect low-IQ Black prosecutors to do that same, thus Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, and Fani Willis continue their cases, a clear fight to see who can be the dumbest prosecutor in America. All their cases have fallen apart. But these clowns hold on to some delusion that a reward awaits. One thing I know for sure is that President Trump will take no prisoners in his second term. The good guy routine doesn’t work with Leftists. And while no one should fear an elected official, deference should be paid to him and his supporters, and he should be allowed to do his job unencumbered… [SEGMENT 1-2] Leftist hubris 2 - Muslim attack in Germany Saudi Arabia issued three warnings to the German government about the perpetrator of the Magdeburg Christmas attack. Germany ignored them. [SEGMENT 1-3] Missing in Action AWOL in Washington: Who Needs Leaders When Nobody Notices They're Gone? Just in time for the holidays, America needs a new acronym to encapsulate the absurdities of modern governance: DOGE—Defenders of Government Evasion. If DOGE had been active six months ago, perhaps they’d have sniffed out the peculiar case of GOP Congresswoman Kay Granger. While her constituents in Texas assumed she was hard at work, it turns out Granger had been tucked away in a dementia facility for half a year. Six months of legislative MIA, and no one—not her staff, not her colleagues, not even Speaker of the House Mike Johnson—seemed to notice. What exactly were her staff doing during this time? Besides collecting taxpayer-funded salaries, they apparently took up careers in creative writing, drafting fake updates and speeches to keep the charade alive. If we can’t miss an elected representative for six months, perhaps it’s time to rethink both her role and her office. And Granger isn’t alone. Let’s not forget the time Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin went AWOL—literally. While America danced on the edge of geopolitical chaos, with a proxy war in Ukraine and nuclear tensions with Iran, Austin quietly slipped away for what sources later described as a "routine medical procedure." That could mean anything from breast implants to a tummy tuck. You never know with Biden's military. Just like with Granger, no one noticed Austin's absence. The Pentagon hummed along without him. Again I ask, why do we need these people if they aren't missed even as we deal with global crisis supposedly in their wheelhouses? In another example, we get Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. Introducing the latest poster child for career politicians who’ve overstayed their welcome. The man freezes on camera so often that Capitol Hill should invest in a de-icing machine. Yet his staff dutifully props him up, ready to swoop in whenever he stares blankly into the void. https://youtu.be/ID52HUMe8Vw?si=Rzf0lDtSnV8a_GPk Need more proof? https://youtu.be/CoTw84X5sMQ?si=S4QsnetVE5s-qVAW While McConnell blanking out is shocking, look at how staffers, sycophants, and suck-ups rally to make it look like "business as usual". McConnell recently announced he’d be “working from home." I interpret this as code for “transitioning to hospice.” What about The Big Guy? Of course, no discussion of absentee leadership would be complete without mentioning Joe Biden. Democrats practically wore his mental decline as a badge of "Stolen 2020 Election" honor. Further, they branded anyone who pointed out his glaring deficiencies as “ableist” or “conspiracy theorists.” Biden’s handlers deserve an Oscar for their work. They’ve managed to convince a large swath of the public that the man who trips over sandbags and forgets names mid-sentence is still ...
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