* Matt discovers Mass

* Because Matt is cruisin’

* Boats and hoes

* An ultra exclusive event! The Fifth…on the high seas??

* The Epstein hoax

* Very dumb people holding empty Trapper Keepers

* Fake numbers transform into facts!

* Does anyone know how this stuff works?

* The client list ███████ █████

* Why do people want this stuff to be true?

* A few notes on the forthcoming film Eddington

* The BLM victory failure

* The forever revolt against the elites

* Two overlooked terror attacks in Texas

* Put them on ICE

A few weeks ago, we mentioned that newly minted Iran expert Joy Reid went on CNN and provided her damning verdict on America’s relationship with Iran: acktchully, she gravely intoned, the United States brought the ire of the Iranian dictatorship upon itself by engineering the 1953 coup against the “democratically elected” Iranian leader Mohammed Mossade…

As the Supreme Court wraps up its term, the boys again summon Damon Root, author of Overruled: The Long War for Control of the U.S. Supreme Court, to break down the various rulings (for those of us who don’t pay attention but still want to convince Scott Bakula to time travel and deport baby Kmele). Post-Damon, another hour…during which Matt tells the story of his car being smashed up by Russian trash men (which, surprisingly, is not a euphemism), Zohran code switches, the Big Ugly Bill lurches through the Senate, and stupid “revolutionaries” think it’s their moment. Yet again.