Jackie celebrates the glory of Kate Hudson, discusses side hustles and the perfect Deluxe Martini recipe, and writes Clyde a beautifully poignant email.

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Jackie was feeling joyous and effervescent this weekend when she recorded a banger of an episode, but due to computer issues that episode is gone forever, and now Jackie is feeling REAL bitchy.

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Jackie is joined by the one and only Max Bronner to discuss living in a deficit, Trader Joe's Tomato Leaf candles, and Jackie's trauma dump.

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Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos.

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Jackie presents a Meghan Markle case study, decides to travel to Paris in economy as a woman of the people, and explains why kids should smoke.

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Jackie welcomes Zachariah and Jonathan from the Camp Counselors Podcast to talk about decorating trends, tootling, home ownership, and to perform t.A.T.u's 2002 smash hit "All the Things She Said".

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Jackie has been in a very pleasant mood recently, so it's time to let out some pent up bitchiness, get off the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni merry-go-round, and introduce the world to Jerrika.

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Jackie's recording on Valentine's Day and describes her solo outing with Clyde at the Cheesecake Factory, and runs into a young Jeffrey Dahmer at the Build a Bear Workshop.

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