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Taxes, Video Calls, and Cold Showers - Funny News Fix with Charlie Chase
- 2025/01/03
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Funny News Fix - January 3rd, 2025
Hey there, news nuts! Welcome to Funny News Fix, where we turn headlines into punchlines! I'm your host, Charlie Chase, and boy, do I have some stories for you today!
First up, Tesla just announced their new self-driving car that also does your taxes. Because nothing says trust like letting the same computer that occasionally mistakes a trash can for a pedestrian handle your financial documents! I hear if you get audited, the car automatically drives you to Mexico.
Speaking of technology gone wild, who else spent their entire holiday break trying to explain to their grandparents how to unmute themselves on video calls? I spent three hours teaching my grandmother that she doesn't need to yell at the screen like it's a drive-through window. She still ends every call by waving directly into the camera and saying, Goodbye, Internet!
And can we talk about this January weather? It's so cold that this morning, I saw a politician with their hands in their own pockets for once! My neighbor's trying this new trendy cold therapy thing where you take freezing cold showers, but with these temperatures, that's just called regular showering now.
Oh, and here's a relatable moment - yesterday I tried doing that trendy organization thing where you thank your items before throwing them away. Spent twenty minutes having an emotional conversation with a sock that lost its partner three years ago. I think I need therapy... or at least a better laundry system.
Here's a quick tip for all you listeners trying to stick to your New Year's resolutions: I've found that the best way to achieve your goals is to make them so ridiculously easy that you'd feel embarrassed if you failed. My resolution is to wear pants at least four times this week. So far, so good!
Before we wrap up, remember folks: if life gives you lemons in 2025, make lemonade. And if life doesn't give you lemons, maybe your grocery delivery drone got confused again and dropped them on your neighbor's roof.
That's all for today's Funny News Fix! Remember to keep laughing, keep sharing, and whatever you do, don't let your smart fridge make your dating decisions for you. I'm Charlie Chase, and thanks for listening!
Thanks for listening!
Hey there, news nuts! Welcome to Funny News Fix, where we turn headlines into punchlines! I'm your host, Charlie Chase, and boy, do I have some stories for you today!
First up, Tesla just announced their new self-driving car that also does your taxes. Because nothing says trust like letting the same computer that occasionally mistakes a trash can for a pedestrian handle your financial documents! I hear if you get audited, the car automatically drives you to Mexico.
Speaking of technology gone wild, who else spent their entire holiday break trying to explain to their grandparents how to unmute themselves on video calls? I spent three hours teaching my grandmother that she doesn't need to yell at the screen like it's a drive-through window. She still ends every call by waving directly into the camera and saying, Goodbye, Internet!
And can we talk about this January weather? It's so cold that this morning, I saw a politician with their hands in their own pockets for once! My neighbor's trying this new trendy cold therapy thing where you take freezing cold showers, but with these temperatures, that's just called regular showering now.
Oh, and here's a relatable moment - yesterday I tried doing that trendy organization thing where you thank your items before throwing them away. Spent twenty minutes having an emotional conversation with a sock that lost its partner three years ago. I think I need therapy... or at least a better laundry system.
Here's a quick tip for all you listeners trying to stick to your New Year's resolutions: I've found that the best way to achieve your goals is to make them so ridiculously easy that you'd feel embarrassed if you failed. My resolution is to wear pants at least four times this week. So far, so good!
Before we wrap up, remember folks: if life gives you lemons in 2025, make lemonade. And if life doesn't give you lemons, maybe your grocery delivery drone got confused again and dropped them on your neighbor's roof.
That's all for today's Funny News Fix! Remember to keep laughing, keep sharing, and whatever you do, don't let your smart fridge make your dating decisions for you. I'm Charlie Chase, and thanks for listening!
Thanks for listening!