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Ryan reveals how women are hanging out with nuns instead of wearing thongs at the beach. Andy finds out that E-Girls are pretending to be femboys in order to get more followers on Only Fans and when the secret gets out everyone rages. Then Ryan comes up with a new scam where he dresses as a nun to bang chicks. Then they come up with a pitch for Sister Act 3 based on this premise. Andy finds out that out that Russel Crowe is trying to kickstart a music career and the comments are amazing. This makes O’Neill lament the downward trajectory of Bruce Willis’ movie career. Then they pitch an idea for Ryan called “Cool Navy Seal”. There’s some Bezos wedding talk then they create a Delta Premium Gooner’s Lounge. Andy goes to Medieval Times, enjoys the food but has a bone to pick with the show. The O’Neill creates some Wild West names for fans.

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Andy is finally right about some news as he breaks the Liver King arrest to O’Neill. A fan of Andrew’s art asks him to design a landslide. Ryan says disturbing things on a major podcast while hammered and fans reach out to Andy. Ryan gets a terrible lap dance. Andy talks about the creative powers of dreams and Ryan can actually sing Billy Joel. Hertz comes up with a new scam to fuck over customers. Then there’s some Tucker Carlson talk as well as National Eggs and Analingus Day. Then there’s another red pill deep dive that enrages O’Neill.

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O’Neill gets so bored hanging out with David Lee Roth after spending 3 months with him and hearing the stories he has left to tell after all his rock n roll tales run dry. Then Andy mourns the loss of one of the world’s worst comedy road dogs who lived down the street from him in Chicago. The boys then talk about the “riot” situation in Los Angeles and how ridiculous the news reporting on it. O’Neill shares his proposal story with and Andy recounts how Pancakes tried to get him to spend $10k on an engagement ring. The Ryan talks about preserving dead husband’s wieners for bereaved wives. Andy finds an “Am I Overreacting” about body hair shaming on Reddit and it drives O’Neill crazy. The boys float the idea of not letting people work until they’re 25. Then they create a restaurant where serves make change with different cuts of meat. O’Neill visits the Bunny Ranch and gets incredibly depressed. Then they come up with an idea to keep people safe in gang violence situations. The Andy finds one of the most pathetic Married Redpill posts of all time and O’Neill absolutely eats it all up and roasts the guy into oblivion.