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This episode's theme is BIKES! After slathering the inside of his sleeping bag with diarrhea on a biking-camping trip, our Guest, Rambod gets by with a little help from his friends & some stolen tennis balls. A surprise eyewitness adds exquisite detail to this chronicle of a shit foretold. Spoiler: That's not water!

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Crikey! Twin Sisters Amanda & Sara Sparkle tag along for Susan Sharticle's journey Down (Brown) Under. After a mischievous pill poppin' plane ride she didgeridoo-dooed herself just in time to meet her Boss's Boss. But will her fecal secret stay as tightly contained as a jar of vegemite? Put another shit on the barbie!

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Eating like shit & then buying shit off Craigslist has crappy consequences for Bryan & his shorts. Luckily a back-up shower & complex post-poo plan saves the day. Will he lose his job over it, or get the poo-motion he deserves? Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle are all ears.

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Holy moly, it's E. coli. Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle follow Crusty Caleb down the rabbit hole & across the pond, where they left a trail of music & shit all across Europe only to wind up a freak in the sheets. All aboard!!!

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For Episode 19, Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle channel the voice of Berto's long-suffering, finicky Asshole, only to learn that donut distraction leads to retaliatory rectal ruin.

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It’s a huge sausage fest over here for Episode 18! Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle marvel at Debbie Depends’ candid camera crap, whose ripple effects were felt (& seen) for decades to come! This was for sure one of the Greatest Shits of 1993!

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Ever been gASSlit by the dismal US medical system? Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle are enthralled by the suspected anesthesia poo that left their guest, Mary, with unanswered questions & an achy anus. Trust your gut on this one! Trigger warning: surgical shit

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Portland, Oregon is The Shitty of Roses thanks to some free organic fertilizer. Twin Sisters Sara Sparkle & Amanda Sparkle welcome Guest Butt Liquid Lee, who answers the age-old question: What happens when your shit *does* smell like roses? Get on your bikes and ride!