Welcome to Jasper, Missouri — where the bar fights are biblical, the monster trucks are personal, and one mulleted philosopher-warrior named Dalton is the only thing standing between total chaos and slightly organized chaos.

In this very special episode, Adam delivers a full-blown solo deep dive into the throat-ripping, tai chi-practicing, denim-wearing masterpiece that is Road House. This is part dissertation, part fever dream, and all Swayzee.

But first:

• The team mourns the catastrophic tech disaster that erased their The Rock episode
• Jeff and Steve question whether there's a secret underground bouncer union
• Adam is 100% convinced he saw Danny Trejo at an Arby’s — and not just spiritually

Then it’s all Road House:

• Why Wade Garrett might be the coolest man to ever walk into a bar
• The existential war raging inside Dalton’s soul
• How Jeff Healey became the one-man Greek chorus of throat-based justice
• And yes... an entire segment dedicated to the sheer power of The Swayzee Bod™

PLUS — HOT MIC DRAMA: Stick around after the episode for a Rewind or Die cliffhanger you won’t see coming. Steve bursts in with breaking news: The funding for the podcast is being pulled. Dan the Money Man is on the warpath. Can the boys save the show?

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