Remote Station Seven is celebrating its 100th year as the official state-sanctioned broadcaster. We are proud to spread the word internationally that supreme authority and the perception of generous political domination can be combined within one ruling body. You can put your mind to ease, everything is under control.

Remote Station Seven is celebrating its 100th year as the official state-sanctioned broadcaster. We are proud to spread the word internationally that supreme authority and perception of generous political domination can be combined within one ruling body. You can put your mind to ease, everything is under control.

We’re sorry. This week’s Hit Parade has been withdrawn due to sensitive information included in the Top 10 list.

We firmly believe a one party system takes the anxiety out of your voting experience.

Broadcasts will continue despite the government-enacted confiscation of radio devices. If you are caught listening to our broadcasts during this process, appropriate punishment will be forthcoming.

Would you like to be featured on our new program Let Me Tell You About Myself? You have only a 25% chance of being arrested for expressing subversive thoughts, so why not come to our studios and let our listeners get to know you.

Tired of the same old headlines? That’s what happens when you have an endless war waging beyond the borders. It’s the burden of your citizenship.

Join the Remote Station Seven Debate League and compete to see who can argue in favor of the state better than anyone else. It’s also a great opportunity to uncover dissidents. Plus delicious snacks!