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Quick Quips & Coffee: AI Coffee Makers, Thermostat Squabbles, and Unrealistic Resolutions
- 2024/12/30
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Quick Quips & Coffee - December 30, 2024
Hey there, coffee lovers and laugh seekers! Welcome to the last Quick Quips & Coffee of 2024. I'm your host, and I've already had way too much caffeine, so let's make this fun!
Speaking of too much caffeine, did you see that trending story about the new AI-powered coffee maker that's supposed to read your mind and make the perfect cup? Someone in Seattle programmed theirs to understand sarcasm, and now it just makes increasingly bitter coffee while leaving passive-aggressive notes like Your fourth cup today? Really? Living your best life, I see. I feel personally attacked by a kitchen appliance, and I'm kind of here for it.
You know what else is attacking me lately? My smart home devices during this cold snap. This morning, my thermostat and my smart speaker got into some kind of digital argument. The thermostat kept setting itself to 75, while Alexa insisted it was summer and started playing Beach Boys music. I ended up wearing a sweater while listening to Kokomo and questioning all my life choices.
And can we talk about how everyone's trying to cram their New Year's resolutions into these last two days of December? The gym parking lot looks like Black Friday at a tech store. I saw someone yesterday doing jumping jacks while waiting in line at the smoothie shop. Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but ordering a triple chocolate protein shake with extra whipped cream kind of defeats the purpose.
Before I let you go, here's a quick reminder that tomorrow night, when you're making all those New Year's resolutions, remember: the best resolution is to be as forgiving with yourself as that AI coffee maker is judgy with me. And maybe, just maybe, don't try to argue with your thermostat. You won't win.
That's all for today, and for 2024! Keep your coffee hot and your spirits higher. Thanks for listening!
Hey there, coffee lovers and laugh seekers! Welcome to the last Quick Quips & Coffee of 2024. I'm your host, and I've already had way too much caffeine, so let's make this fun!
Speaking of too much caffeine, did you see that trending story about the new AI-powered coffee maker that's supposed to read your mind and make the perfect cup? Someone in Seattle programmed theirs to understand sarcasm, and now it just makes increasingly bitter coffee while leaving passive-aggressive notes like Your fourth cup today? Really? Living your best life, I see. I feel personally attacked by a kitchen appliance, and I'm kind of here for it.
You know what else is attacking me lately? My smart home devices during this cold snap. This morning, my thermostat and my smart speaker got into some kind of digital argument. The thermostat kept setting itself to 75, while Alexa insisted it was summer and started playing Beach Boys music. I ended up wearing a sweater while listening to Kokomo and questioning all my life choices.
And can we talk about how everyone's trying to cram their New Year's resolutions into these last two days of December? The gym parking lot looks like Black Friday at a tech store. I saw someone yesterday doing jumping jacks while waiting in line at the smoothie shop. Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but ordering a triple chocolate protein shake with extra whipped cream kind of defeats the purpose.
Before I let you go, here's a quick reminder that tomorrow night, when you're making all those New Year's resolutions, remember: the best resolution is to be as forgiving with yourself as that AI coffee maker is judgy with me. And maybe, just maybe, don't try to argue with your thermostat. You won't win.
That's all for today, and for 2024! Keep your coffee hot and your spirits higher. Thanks for listening!