You love to hate him, it’s Mr. Michael Oppenheimer! And today he has TWO victims while he tried to sell The Bedazzler!

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John never returned a Where’s Waldo book to the library from yeearrrsssss ago, so Garrett calls him with the late fees!

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Rose received an anonymous letter saying she needs to change the ugly mulch in her flower beds, so Danielle calls as that complainer!

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Tommy has heard all about his gf’s creepy ex, Nunzio. So she calls him to say Nunzio…..aka Skeery… is outside!

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Cindy’s mom gets a call from a cemetery, saying her daughter stole her birthday flowers from the property!

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Jennifer has been having computer issues, so Danielle calls as the crap tech associate!

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Mr. Nigro is so skeptical of people telling him to refinance his home, so Skeery calls as Mr. Michal Oppenheimer with that exact offer!

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Walter is a huge patron of the local diner but always takes the paper napkins home, so Garrett calls to bust him as the brand new manager.

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