Is anyone there? Hello? Are we reading the same thing? Does anyone understand?

This week we struggle through trying to sound like we know what we're talking about as we discuss time travel, inevitable love stories and pornographic feelings without a single genital touch.

This is indeed, how we lose the podcast war... probably.

This week we read a contemporary romance and we....enjoyed it?! That's right, join us as we move out from the rocks we have been living under and devle into the hugely popular Boys of Tommen Book 1!

What do you do when an author has convinced you that this book isn't a who-dunnit but in fact a who-didn't-actually-do-it?

This week, Liv gets very angry at plot points that make no sense, Amy guffaws at the availability of special effects knowledge of the 1950s and once again we learn our lesson on letting Amy pick books.

Enjoy! Cos we certainly didn't.

Another day, another sapphic vampire romp being read by the Page Turners girlies. We have been waiting to chat about this one but did it live up to our lofty expectations? We cover women's rights (and wrongs), dodgy Scottish internal monologues and 1... 2... 3.... very unreliable narrators!

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! Mel Gibson and his questionable character aside - this week we're donning our tartan and painting our faces with the saltire. We discuss how refreshing it is to not have to lean on trope talk, Scottish independence and frankly a pretty mean review!

RM Brown - congrats, you've written a patriotic romp that even our resident Sassenach can get behind!

We're baaaack! After a slightly longer than planned hiatus, we're back in your ears this week to discuss one of our most anticipated reads of 2025.

Thanks for sticking with us and welcome to Season 4! xx

Who'd have thought a 600+ page series taking inspiration from Criminal Minds with a badass FMC serial killer would be right up our street? Well yeah, probably us too.

Massive TWs for this episode - be careful!

Join us for our last episode of Season 3 where we'll discuss whether characters are made to do bad things to make their partners look less bad in the grand scheme of things and we talk about how long it would really take you to be a black belt in martial arts, no specific ones, just martial arts.

See you on June 9th for The Knight and the Moth by Rachel Gillig! Until then, happy reading!

Well howdy! This week we're wrangling ourselves a cowboy romance and it's wilder than a tumbleweed in a tornado! Saddle up and join us as we discuss this tension filled slowburn and what makes a manly man the manliest man in mansville. Oh and we do make some quite good points some of the time. Giddy up and give it a listen!

Enjoy!