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Drinking game rules: Heavy drink every time a ghost appears

drink anytime food talks

drink whenever Rizzo gets hurt

and finish your drink when 'When Love is Gone' is played

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It's time to break out those Christmas Shoes! This week on Page 7 the holiday season is fully upon us, as Jackie just finished her Christmas with Linda, Holden's sippin' on his liquor advent calendar, and MJ is preparing to battle an invading onslaught of slime. The Goop gift list features an insanely expensive book about watches, and Drake really wants to be part of the lookalike contest fad to the point that it's kinda sad. Holden and Jackie report back from the Spotify Wrapped party where they got to see Kesha up close and were surrounded by youngs, which Holden did not find attractive as he only likes MILF porn. Rumors are a brewin' that Jason Kelce doesn't take care of his kids and has forced his wife to hire help, and Walt Disney's possibly frozen head appears again in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: The Frozen Coverup!? The Ultimate Christmas Trivia List, Blindz and EVEN MORE ON THIS PRE HOLIDAY PAGE 7!

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This week on Talkin' TV Holden's limpin' across the finish line, with the help of House of Villains, Jackie makes her case for New York being the best reality star of all time, and MJ brings up the similarities between New York and Mary from Real Housewives of SLC. MJ recommends a new Ina Garten series and Jackie sadly gives the news that Linda thinks Ina Garten is booooring, but Jackie comes in with a strong recommendation for "Creature Commandos!" Holden recommended "English Teacher", which somehow just had an abuse scandal roughly an hour before recording, "What We Do In The Shadows" wraps up with its series finale, and MJ relates to Kieran Culkin not showing his kids the Home Alone films as they are kind of a nightmare for a small child. Jackie gives a rundown of the Christmas classics she's been running through with Linda, MJ tells tale of "The Merry Gentleman" on Netflix, Holden brings up a film featuring a far more foul group of Merry Gentleman, then makes it worse by bringing up JonBenét Ramsey, AND MORE on this week's Talkin' TV!

House of Villains Season 2 - Peacock

LIFE IN THE COLDEST VILLAGE - Kiun B Youtube

Be My Guest with Ina Garten- Max

Creature Commandos - Max

English Teacher - Hulu

What We Do In The Shadows - Hulu

Only Murders In The Building - Hulu

Home Alone 1 and 2 - Disney+

Christmas with the Kranks - Amazon Prime

Four Christmases - Hulu

The Merry Gentlemen - Netflix

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This week on Page 7 Jackie's gossin' with Holden and MJ about the showstopping lyrical genius of I Saw Mommy Kissing Beetlejuice, and brings up their journey to make Horny Christmas happen! Speaking of Horny Christmas, Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan couldn't make it work, and for some reason people are showing up at his grandma's to ask why? Jackie is going off on Doechii being a great artist havin' her moment after her tiny desk concert as well her appearance on Colbert, Matty Healy and Azealia Banks are feuding on Twitter (and real life!) after he stepped his foot directly into his mouth to stop her attacking Charli XCX, Hilaria Baldwin's 11 year old daughter dropped a skincare book which raises some questions about children in the beauty industry, and finally in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Do You Believe In BONO'S LITTER BOX?! Not to mention a very on theme list of Christmas Music Trivia that the validity of is quickly called into question, Blindz, and even MORE!

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This week Holden is strugglin' to feel the spirit of the season and Jackie and MJ give their review of Sabrina Carpenter's new Netflix Christmas special, Holden comes up with a plan for TSwift and Olivia Rodrigo Unity, Jackie tells tale of the awful "My Santa", while MJ contemplates watching thespian of our time Mario Lopez in the classic holiday cinematograph "Feliz Navi-DAD." Holden brings up his new obsession of Diamond Jubilee, and Jackie let's everyone know that "Watch Girls Gone Wild: The Untold Story" is just as upsetting as you'd think. MJ starts It Ends With Us on Netflix, Jackie is gettin' all ready to head to the theatre with Geoff to see "Babygirl" and tries to sell MJ and Holden on "Later Daters" despite their fear it will be just as sad as "Golden Bachelorette" and Holden is lovin' the Monday watchalongs of "Bad Girls Club". This season Ultimatum resulted in half the cast leaving, and Jackie lets everyone know she does not want to try the Real Housewives of SLC ice cream, MJ says that That Christmas is just Love Actually for kids, and Holden started The Substance!

A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter- Netflix

My Santa - Amazon Prime

The Church Play Cinematic Universe - link for it ---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK4gM7RC1M0&ab_channel=JennyNicholson

Diamond Jubilee by Cindy Lee

Girls Gone Wild: The Untold Story - Peacock

It Ends With Us

Queer - IN THE THEATAHHHHHH

Later Daters - Netflix

That Christmas - Netflix

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This week on Page 7 it's Jackie's time to shine, despite Holden's efforts, MJ and Jackie call Holden out for sending Lexi out on black Friday, and Jackie calls out most of her friend group as bein' in the NO NO ZONE. Jackie gives Holden, MJ and all parents out there a foolproof plan to get free shoes via lesson learned from Christmas Shoes, a video of Apple at the Debutant Ball devolves into some crazy accusations via reddit of bullying and a goop coverup. Advent calendar chat including the highs of years past and the lows of the Instagram Gilmore Girls calendar, Nick Cannon reveals a not so surprising diagnosis of Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Jackie announces The Muppet Christmas Carol watchalong stream Sunday, December 8th 5pm PST/8pm EST on HoldenatorsHo, and then talk about the totally bizarre buzzword filled video holding space in all our hearts. Final, in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Why The Queen Killed Off DIANA?!?! This week's List: Actors Who original Turned Down A Role and Had to Be Convinced To Take It, Blindz, and SHOUT OUTZZZ!

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On this week's Talkin' TV Holden is HOLDIN' SPACE for 'Let It Go' as it speaks to him more than WICKED and the evil Ariana ever could, even tho he did enjoy it at the THEATRE with Jackie, and MJ reports back that Moana 2 is a big disappointment and feels like a direct to video sequel, and in this week's final theatre experience Jackie was NOT entertained by Gladiator 2. MJ is watching the new Netflix documentary about JonBenét, and Jackie brings news of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and the downfall of Jen Shah, MJ highly recommends the Troubles based drama "Say Nothing", and Holden joins the ranks of the Bad Girls Club.

Wicked - IN THE THEATAHHHHHHH

Moana 2 - IN THE THEATAHHHH

Gladiator 2 - IN THE THEATAHHHHHH

Nobody Wants This - Netflix

Agatha All Along - Disney+

The Creep Tapes - Shudder

Cold Case: Who Killed JonBenet Ramsey - Netflix

Real Housewives of SLC - Peacock

Say Nothing - Hulu

Bad Girls Club - Hulu

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Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Empress of Thanksgiving has decreed it's time to get sloppy with Hot Frosty!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY Y'ALL! GOBBLEGOBBLE! Don't forget to grab your RumChunka and check out the annual Thanksgiving Day Parade Stream over on TWITCH!

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