This week, a cautionary tale in home improvement - Jeff’s wife learns the hard way why “measure twice, cut once” exists. Meanwhile, we swear our studio is haunted (and now we have proof). Jeff gets unreasonably fired up about gas station etiquette. (Like seriously, WHO parks at the pump?!) Rachael celebrates her birthday with a very intimate medical gift and an extremely bougie girls’ night out, complete with espresso martini foam printed with her face. Because who doesn't want to drink their own face?

Rachael’s life is basically pottery, basketball, and birthday candles... so, peak excitement. Jeff, meanwhile, wants to know if taking the long way home to save your sanity is worth it.We also debate the rise of Summerween (because clearly Halloween in July is what we needed) and try Starbucks’ latest creation, the Firework Frappuccino. It’s supposed to capture “summer fun”… whatever that means.Plus, birthdays mean reflection for Rachael, and for Jeff… eh, maybe next year. And we wrap it up with two big questions—who from your past would you want to reconnect with, and what’s something you find way harder than most people do? (Besides everything, obviously.)

Big news for the “I watched TV by turning a dial” crowd - Land of the Lost is getting a Netflix reboot. Congrats to Jeff and the other pre-1980s babies. 🎉 Meanwhile, OKC is buzzing because the Thunder are in the finals. If they win, let’s celebrate responsibly. If they lose... also maybe don’t set things on fire. Just a thought.

Also, the algorithm knows us too well. Jeff’s getting Ring camera fails and oddly satisfying lawn clean-up videos, while Rachael’s feed is just pottery, pottery, and... more pottery. We also talk about the stuff that always makes us laugh (no matter how unhinged), and Rachael finally figured out why it pays to invest in yourself.