Listen to the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas:

· Which of the Countless Current Human Rights Atrocities Are We Even Talking About?

· None of This is Normal

· Ms. Rachel Attacked for Speaking Up On Behalf Of Palestinian Children

· Pleasant Lattes with Zombies? Fuck. That. Shit.

· The Homemade Family Jam

· Doreen’s Taco Dip: Potluck Etiquette, Rules, and Violations

· Captain Ecoli and Foot Germ Civilizations

· Roddy Google Search: “MAGA White People Feet Bacteria Cities”

· Replace Current Graduation Song With Jurassic Park Theme, You Coward

· Ferret Face Jorge’s Ferret Addiction

· Gary Ferret vs. Bella Ferret

· More Mexican Bread Debates (Pt.62) (Sorry)

· Erika: a Mexican Bakers’ Nightmare and a Bad Mexican

· The Pod’s Mexican Bread Truthers

· The Black and Mexican Coalition is Fracturing… Over Baked Goods

· Why Would You Listen To This Nonsense?

· “A Good American Sprinkle”

· Good Dad vs. Bad Dad

· Martin, Doorknob Licker

· Bill Belichick (73) and His Girlfriend (24): Romance is Alive and Well

· KKKaroline Leavitt and Husband (WHO LOOKS LIKE HER DAD’S BROTHER) Have a 32-Year Age Gap

· The Illusion of Power: Fear and Aggression Masking

· Mexican Mustache Deficiency

· Male Accountability

· Martin’s Terrible Idea: Doing a Mickey Mouse Voice In a Dark Parking Garage

· Logan Paul Doesn’t “Want to Sound Like a Woke Idiot” By Acknowledging Women In Our Society Have It Rough

· Old People On Bikes

· Erika Hates Old People

· Plantation Fire: Where Will White People Get Married Now?

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· JUST THE TIP: Bezos Dick Rocket Goes to Space

· Just Call Us Feminist Astronaut Icons Changing the World: Gayle King, Katy Perry, and Lauren Sanchez

· Are Erika Sanchez and Lauren Sanchez Cousins?

· Yachty Inspirations: You Too Can Yacht

· Bezos: Champagne Party Pooper

· Erika Sends Strays At the Swifties?

· “Have You Ever Been Rich?”

· Kanye’s Fame Addiction: Swastikas, Klan Outfits, and Abuse Announcements

· What Do You Do With Shitty Artists We Used to Like? Michael Jackson, Kanye, and Bill Cosby

· Just Dabbling in Monstrosities?

· JD Vance’s Haircut

· A Pope, A Couch, and A Vice President Walk Into A Pair…

· Erika and Martin Lose Many Prongs

· Mexicans: Bolillo Bread Cures Fear

· Salchicha V Weenie-huh

· Struggle Meal Olympics: Weenie Flauta V Weenie Con Huevo

· Rapper Juvenile is From Durango-Huh

· “Encased Meats Are Native”

· “Her Salchichas Were All Out”

· We Don’t Study Abroad…

· Just Some Funny Euthanasia Banter

· ICE and The Growing War on Brown Immigrants

· Kilmer Abrego Garcia

· Due Process? What’s That?

· Standing On Balls

· Lazy, Fake Accusations of Anti-Semitism Used to Shield and Protect Apartheid

· Whiteness: Dehumanizing Latinos AND Folding Them Into Whiteness?

· “Prong Pruh-Prong Prong-Prong”

· Spanish in English

· “I Knew a Girl With Mono”

· The Pod Explores Masculinity

· Roddy’s Just Out Here Cooking

· Flying Ding-a-lings

· Challenging Toxic Men To Fisticuffs

· Salchicha and Totoloynga

· We Found a Book Ban We Can Get Behind

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Listen to the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas:

· Guey, Where’s My 401K?

· Remember QAnon Pizza Shop Pedophiles

· TARIFFying

· Penguins Get Tariffed

· Courage: We’re the Only FUCK THEM PENGUINS Podcast

· Jorge Isn’t Into That

· Dick-Shaped Space Ships

· Elon Musk, Undefeated Apartheid Clyde POS

· Pick Your Favorite Sad, Terrible Rich Fuck

· Hip Hop’s Love Of Billionaires

· Stop Swinging on Them Wealthy Balls

· Kaepernicus

· When is Enough Enough For Pitiful Billionaire Men?

· The Musks Are A Family of Depraved Weirdos

· We Get Topsy Turvy

· We’re a Religious Podcast Now: Shout out to Pilates Jesus and His Biblical Take on Bathrooms

· Hybrid Ass Balls

· Dave Portnoy’s Dealbreaker is Him Losing Money, Not Nazi Adjacent Shit

· Bad Game Show: Can You Out-Spectacle Nazis?

· Corey Booker

· Jasmine Crocket Creates Spectacle

· Grocery Store Tacos and Sandwiches

· We Hit the Mailbag

· Stand on Them Nuts

· Shoutout to Fuck Bois

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas:

· No Chingues Keeps it Current: Will Smith, Getting Jiggy With It, and The Smack

· The Recalibration of the Ego

· Elon and the Crumbling Myth of the Genius Billionaire

· Decorum is King: Democrats and Compromises with Nazis

· He Smells Like Poo-Poo* (*Allegedly)

· Put the Nazis on Their Heels

· The Billionaires Want Tax Cuts So Your Grandma Has to Eat Cat Food

· The Oligarchs: “Let it Fail. Privatize it ALL!” (“So We Can Swoop in and Profit!”)

· The Crew’s Content Constipation

· Meat Sack

· Just Some Print Estimating NBD

· Cubans Getting Humbled

· Dictator 101

· Oh, Now Some of These Bitches Care

· “Cooking a Salad With Meghan Markle”

· Jorge Hates Balsamic Vinegar (Send Hate Mail)

· Mexican Work Lunches Are No Fucking Joke

· Incel Fanboys

· Cybertruck: Held Together With Spit and Elmer’s Glue

· Sallow, Gaunt, and Deep Faced

· Will Moo and Oink Sponsor Us?

· Roddy Disrespects Mexican Food… Again

· Churros vs. Conchas: The Debate That Broke the Pod

· How Do You Handle Rudeness?

· Hammurabi’s Code…Kinda

· “Are We Doing This?”

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas:

· Blake Lively, Justin Baldoni, and The Appeal of Messy Ass Chisme

· Is Doing An Impression of the WB Frog Racist?

· Roddy Learns That With Great Black Power Comes Great Black Responsibility

· Erika Successfully Escapes Several Racism Traps

· The No Chingues Crew Meanders and Flirts With Going MAGA

· The Crew Philosophizes: Little Bitch Syndrome Leads to Ugly or Ugly Activates Little Bitch Syndrome DNA?

· Sad MAGA Incel Nesting Dolls

· Debate: Does a Gross Red Hat Get Anyone Laid Ever?

· JD “Jizz Dancer” Vance

· The No Chingues Cult/MLM/Self-Improvement Club

· Super Alpha Masculine MAGA Men Love Swinging on Dirty Orange Scrotums and Being Humiliated

· Hey, Incel, You Could Just Be A Better Person

· “I’m a Philosopher!”

· New Campaign: Faces of Racism

· Are All Ugly People Racist? No Chingues Science Says… Yes

· No Couch is Safe Around JD “Jizz Dancer” Vance

· Illegitimate Ottoman Babies

· Sorry, Tyler, Jorge IS the Mexican Taking White Jobs

· Fart Conventions

· Are You Ready For Some Polio?

· RFK, the Brain Worm, Starring in… “Ratatouille 2: Let’s Ban Fishing”

· RFK, Friend of the Pod, Joins Us

· Everything is Topsy Turvy AND Willy Nilly Right Now

· Democratic Law Makers Bring Another Decorum PowerPoint to a Fist Fight

· Our Dystopia and The New Rules of Engagement

· Terrible Small Talk

· Cream Soda

· Cut-Throat Debate #2: Ice Cream Floats Are Gross?

· This Podcast Depends on “Listeners Like You”

· Restaurant Tip Terrorism and Baby Oil

· Two Left Feet

· Erika’s Writing Process

· Abortion Doctor Lawsuit and Our Continued March Into A Handmaid’s Tale

· The No Chingues Podcast: The Most Law Abiding Podcast Out There

· Legal =/= Moral

· More Spectacle, Bruh

· DEEZ NUTS Ruin Another Serious Moment

· Erika and Portillos Founder Make Chicago List

· No Bad Ideas In a Brainstorm, Except For Our Ideas In a Brainstorm

· Phonte and Little Brother

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Listen to the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas:

· The Blackest Super Bowl Halftime Show

· Channel Your Inner Kendrick At Your Work Nemesis

· Jorge Is Just Another DEI Casualty

· Who Could Have Seen This Coming? Turd Administration Hurts Even Trump-Loving Farmers

· Chaffing In Our Overalls

· Vatos Locos Forever

· People Who Like What You Like Are Dying

· Erika Laughs At Her Own Jokes and Scares Others

· Yikes…Emilia Perez, Award Season Sweetheart

· Apartheid Clyde, JD Vance, Turd, and Other Little Bitches

· Travis Kelce Bends the Knee to the Alpha Turd

· Are We Black and Brown Supremacists?

· “I’m Going to Put My Rage Up Your Ass”

· Marginalized Person in the Room? DEI? All White? Meritocracy?

· Religion For Black and Brown People

· Jasmine Crocket Brings Receipts (and Diplomas)

· It Ends Wth Us Chisme

· Martin’s Shameful Rabbit Hole

· White on White Violence

· Team Justin

· “Stay Out of My Rabbit Hole”

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas:

· Living in Dystopian Motherfucking Times

· Muppet Baby Disassociation for Everyone

· 100 Years of Solitude: Dope AF

· Bordertown Animated Series

· Limpias Are Just Witch Showers

· Voted Best Font by the Pod: Pizza Hut’s Old School Font

· Let’s Bring Back Bullying? Toddlers? Elon Musk? Boobs?

· The Resistance Must Center on Pointing Out How Billionaires Are All Insecure Little Bitches

· The Masculinity Mt. Rushmore lol: Musk, Zuckerberg, Trump, Bezos

· Turd and Company’s Billion Dollar Crypto Scam

· Firehose of Chaos, the Ultimate Fascist Misdirection

· Is Martin Scared of Masculine Energy?

· How to Battle Feeling Dejected, Disoriented

· Freedom Ain’t Free

· How Bad Has US Society’s Resistance Muscle Atrophied?

· Small Contributions to Collective Action

· Ancestors, Literary and Otherwise, Show Us How To Survive Difficult Shit

· Elon Musk’s Kid Hates Him

· Chimp Crazy

· The Crevasse of America

· White Run Club With Black Air Force 1s?

· Black and Latino Voltron: Building a Black and Brown Pod Network?

· Federal Agents Tried To Go After An 11 Year Old At A Chicago School

· The Targeting of Marginalized Communities

· Preparing for the Worst

· Flat Earth Dave

· Dummies, Pride, and Cognitive Dissonance

· Making Examples of Dumbasses

· Dr. Dog

· Fuck Your Roman Salutes

· Dogs and Enthusiastic Leg Hugs

· Do You Suffer From Loose Vibes?

· Birria

· Send in Your Si Chingues

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Listen to Erika L. Sanchez and the No Chingues crew talk about all of the day's chingaderas:

· Bird Shit, Erika, and Other Compulsive Liars

· Chicago’s Eagle Man

· Erika’s Chicago Accent is a Wet Beef to the Ear

· Jag-Offs

· Lyrics

· Reaching Foul

· The Homie, Diareet

· Ultimate Mexican Nickname: Simba

· Salamandria, Damp YouTube Sensation, AND Humble Wife

· AskJeeves.Edu

· The Ultimate Love Triangle: Doctor Dog + Salamandria + Roddy

· Right Wing “Comedians” and Alternative Laughs

· Machine Gun Kelly

· 2024, Good Riddance

· Resolutions

· Aldis Nuts

· Windshield Washer Fluid Journey

· Democrats Learning Bad Lessons

· Racism and Health Insurance

· Healthcare and Profit Motives

· Libraries

· RIP Bed, Bath, Beyond

· Positive Vibes Only…(But Positive Vibes Cause Cancer)

· Netflix’s 100 Years Of Solitude

· El Chavo-Inspired Mexican Soccer Jersey

· Before We Get Sent to the Camps, Let’s Have a Cappuccino

· What Are You Gonna Do When We’re Dead?

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