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This week we cover:

US Hair Force? Trump effect possible reason for boost to USAF recruitment:

https://www.zerohedge.com/military/air-force-recruitment-soars-15-year-high-officials-say

Vlod the Trump Railer - after White House fallout, grumpy dwarf Zelenskyy looks to Europe to fund continuing war effort:

https://www.theepochtimes.com/world/europe-reacts-to-pause-in-us-military-aid-to-ukraine-5819662

A Velvet Hand in an Iron Glove? Engineers develop bionic hand with the gentle touch:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/03/250305164326.htm

Alfred The Great Storm - Australia on alert as large cyclone tracks toward landfall near Brisbane:

https://www.windy.com/-Hurricane-tracker/hurricanes/alfred?satellite,-29.267,148.052,6,p:radiosonde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhJFb-ovrF4

... oh and surprise news as Justin nominates Keel for Libertarian Party President!

Unknowns featured this week: Ashley, Keel, Terry, StellaQ and Justin

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