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  • The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

    The Land of OZempic: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
    2025/01/02

    Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, where we mess around with a timeless topic: Ozempic.

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    Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy".

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    28 分
  • NYE's Conspiracy Theory Wrap Up (with Kid Fury, KevOnStage, & X Mayo)

    NYE's Conspiracy Theory Wrap Up (with Kid Fury, KevOnStage, & X Mayo)
    2024/12/31

    Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We are ending 2024 with the best episodes of My Momma Told Me. Kid Fury, KevOnStage, and X Mayo brought us memorable moments in conversation: Lil' Bow Wow being a liar, silver attracting electricity, drugs being laced by the government, and more. Let's keep spreading conspiracy theories into 2025!

    LISTEN TO FULL EPISODES HERE:

    Kid Fury: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kids-see-ghosts-and-also-predators-with-kid-fury/id1523712290?i=1000643504889

    KevOnStage: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/electric-slide-n-socket-with-kevonstage/id1523712290?i=1000642620776

    X Mayo: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/savage-x-fentanyl-with-x-mayo/id1523712290?i=1000663775445

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    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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    1 時間 21 分
  • Mixed Kids Are Trying Too Hard: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Mixed Kids Are Trying Too Hard: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
    2024/12/26

    Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about mixed kids trying too hard and how to figure out how to strike the balance of both identities.

    CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

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    38 分
  • Kwanzaa Is On The Come Up! (with Al Jackson)

    Kwanzaa Is On The Come Up! (with Al Jackson)
    2024/12/24

    Is Kwanzaa on the come-up? Langston and David sit with Al Jackson (Daytime Talk After Dark Podcast) to discuss this joyous celebration. Recorded just in time for the holidays, the guys discuss the younger generation investing in Kwanzaa over TikTok, teetering the line of commercialized holidays, and more. Plus, how many members do you need to make a cult successful? These questions and more get answered in this special episode.

    CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

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    1 時間 17 分
  • START THE STEAL TOUR: PORTLAND!

    START THE STEAL TOUR: PORTLAND!
    2024/12/19

    Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! We wrap up the last stop of the Start the Steal Tour in Portland.

    CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

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    1 時間 43 分
  • Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    Mattress Firms Are Drug Fronts (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
    2024/12/17

    Are Mattress Firm stores drug fronts? Langston and David record from IDK Studios in Denver to discuss this fan-submitted conspiracy theory. Who goes into these stores? Should we start soliciting conspiracy theories on Hinge? David and Langston dive into a TikTok video from the White Lady Bacon Pastor and break down what a private investigator does for work. Plus, they address the Start the Steal show cancellations.

    CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

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    59 分
  • Did Denzel Do The Bending?!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Did Denzel Do The Bending?!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
    2024/12/12

    Langston and David answer a listener’s email speculations about Denzel Washington.

    **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

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    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

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    35 分
  • Anime Atrophied Our Extra Leg Muscle (with Che Durena)

    Anime Atrophied Our Extra Leg Muscle (with Che Durena)
    2024/12/10

    Did the programming block "Toonami" make Black boys stay home in order to close the athletic gap between them and white boys? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory with Che Durena (Dark Holes with Che Durena). Father figures were certainly disappointed in the hobby, but little did they know how popular it would get a few years later. What was the purpose of "Toonami"? Did this truly cause kids to waste their time and suck out their athleticism? Plus they discuss the ultimate time waster: NBA rookie cards.

    **JOIN US AT "START THE STEAL 2024" IN THE FOLLOWING CITIES**

    SEATTLE, WA - 12/12 - Laugh's Comedy Club

    PORTLAND, OR - 12/15 - Helium Comedy Club

    Tickets can be purchased at My Momma Told Me's Linktree

    CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

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    1 時間 12 分