Langston and David sit down with their good friend Zack Fox in this mini episode and imagine what it would be like to write the best white show ever together — like a reverse The Wire.

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Are autonomous machines actually operated by African children? Langston and David sit down with the multi-talented comedian, DJ, actor, Zack Fox (Abbott Elementary) to discuss this conspiracy theory. We lift the veil and see the nasty truth: work exploitation. Tricking kids into thinking it's a video game in order to save a couple of bucks. Plus, the guys take a trip down memory lane to discuss all middle school sex connotations.

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Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again. Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail this Thanksgiving about the ever-changing standard of beauty. Do all plastic surgeons just want to make us look like Beyoncé?!?

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Langston and David are back in studio opening the Lil' Momma voicemails. We get calls about Jesus being an alien, Black people being on the spectrum (of course the caller is drunk), and a gay man's rant about straight dudes not liking women. These Lil' Mommas run the gamut and like a community, we go through the good and the bad together.

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Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again. Langston and David answer a listener's email about P.Diddy not sleeping or eating and getting his nutrients through an IV and micro-dosing molly.

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Hey Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We will be back with new episodes of My Momma Told Me next week. In the meantime, enjoy a classic with special guest Brandon Kyle Goodman and rate/review the podcast here. Bye b*tch!

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Do Black men have big dicks? Langston and David discuss with Brandon Kyle Goodman (Netflix's Big Mouth) about the greatest and most talked about rumor across all races. We get to the bottom of whether size matters or whether it's the motion of the ocean. Also, we talk about David's encounter with the Folsom Street Fair

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Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode again, where Langston and David answer a listener’s email about The Matrix and Terminator being created by a Black woman.

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Who killed R&B superstar Aaliyah? Langston and David ride with Laci Mosley (Scam Goddess on Hulu) about this conspiracy theory. They go through the saga of Aaliyah's career and discuss at length the people who were in her circle. Yes, R.Kelly and Jay-Z are brought up and yes, they are suspects...even though one of them cannot read. Plus, why did they pressure her to get on that plane? Who in her family is controlling her estate today? Lastly, we get a disturbing voicemail and we ask all of y'all to stop being nasty...and make some rice.

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