A drink made of winegrapes with a scoville rating - this is the sort of energy your great uncle that the rest of the family doesn't speak to would be bringing to the universe, if he had started a podcast.

Let old acquaintance be forgot, and never come to mind. Let old acquaintance be forgot and be a good little parasite for mummy.

A Rare and Seasonal Message from your Loving, Corporate Emperors!

Tinsel up your extremities and Irish up your nogs, its time for you to take it down the chimney - Christmas Style!*

*This episode contains a very small amount of Christmas references, or references to related holidays. Rejoice!

Special Guest - Mako Plainsong

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An upsetting and fine dining experience.

Sit back, pour yourself a cool glass of PISSMILK, by Multigold, and contemplate the decisions that led you here, to this moment. That's what I'm currently doing and its very refreshing.

A simple yet elegant summer drop, best consumed with one hand on the glass and the other partially inserted inside your favourite public figure.

"The left thumb must always know what the right thumb is doing." Baby Jesus

A very special occasion - time to dust off that old bottle of Penfolds, lay down some Egyptian cotton on a designer lawn, watch the sun go down and contemplate a 'would-you-rather?' about hydrochloric acid or the cum of a fuckboy.