Look y'all. Our blurbs guy is tired this week. And let's be honest. No one's reading these. People don't read anymore. We don't live in a reading society. Blurbs guy wonders if there was a way to put a flashy video edited with lots of quick cuts, random movements, dangling string, and hype music to describe the episode if more people would be down here in the episode description asking questions about 'how did the gang get scammed'? 'IS my energy drink actually trying to kill me?!' 'whereforartthou fair Romeo?!' But that's nonsense. We bet you don't even read the descriptions of the podcasts you actually like, much less something you casually put on for background noise while you do the dishes, or fold the laundry, or engage in casual and ulitmately ungratifying foreplay while your mind wanders to the far reaches of existentialsim and you ask the harder, deeper questions like 'is this really all there is?'

Yes.

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Its the Morning Radio TBD Halloween special.......... six months too late.

S... seven months, too late.

Ten months?

Start over.

It's the Morning Radio, TBD Halloween special, Four Months Early!

Only it's not really. We just spend an inordinate amount of time talking about sexy vampires in modern cinema, and whether or not Colin Farrel was a better Jerry Dandridge than the colossal Chris Sarendon. Ryan has opinions. Josh does, too. Let's just focus on the fun part of this episode. VAMPIRES.

We talk about the tax bill, too. Like, a lot. And its angry. There's nothing beautiful about the conversation, but it is big. So, you know, buyer beware.

So, yeah, vampires and taxes. We tried to keep it balanced but even though when we came back we said we didn't want to do politics anymore, we're doing politics.

And vampires.

Also, to clarify in case you missed the /s, (that means "sarcasm," boomers) this is not a Halloween episode.

We'll do our Halloween episode in, I don't know, November or something. This description is chaos. So is the world. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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Pro tip, kids: if you want to make sure that steamy copy of turn-of-the-century anti-capitalist literature that's only ninety nine cents on the Kindle store isn't actually a beloved children's bedtime story about being raised by wolves in the jungle in disguise, buy books from a real bookstore, not the digital marketplace from hell.

If you're still following along after that trainwreck of a run-on sentence, Hey, Welcome to The Show!

It's time for MORNING RADIO, TBD!

This week on the program!

Josh and Ryan had a bit of a problematic connection on their cross-continental weekly shoutfest, so give 'em some grace for the pace this week. Anyway, they get back into it over AI and how it's ruining our brains. Is your brain not ruined? Good, don't use AI, it'll ruin your brain. Is your brain already ruined? Stop using AI!

AI's bad, folks. It's just bad. There's not a good use case.

Don't at us.

Anyanyway, the boys talk about some other stuff, too. I don't think Zelda came up in this episode, that's kind of a shame. Maybe next week.

Hey, leave a comment if you read any of this, if you ever read any of these, and if you're upset this one isn't as clever as the others and is just a calling out of our laxidasical audience who doesn't do the reading part.

I'm kidding, we love our audience, we don't begrudge you.

Yeah, I know laxidasical is spelled wrong, do you know how to spell it?

Did you spell check it with AI?

Sigh.

I knew it.

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