In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might as well sing about it! Then, we dive into the absurd statistical nightmare of winning an NCAA March Madness bracket and reveal our dark horse picks to take it all. Meanwhile, across the pond, a British lawmaker goes to jail for beating a constituent (public service at its finest?), while a Michelin-starred chef whips up a pudding that tastes like old books—because why not? If that wasn’t weird enough, four criminals decided to rob a convenience store using live pythons as weapons, and a venomous octopus stuns its mate before procreation (because getting eaten afterward is a real downer). This episode is packed with music, madness, and mayhem—just the way you like it! Tune in for laughs, rants, and the most ridiculous headlines you won’t hear anywhere else! 🎙️ Listen Now & Subscribe!
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