To see the photo mentioned in the podcast head over to r/MADHD We also share embarrassing photos of "Bieber Mike" and Dylan's "Fuck You, I'm Drunk" encounter with Greensboro Police.

Mike and Dylan return to their Reddit storytelling roots with an absolutely unhinged episode tackling some of the most bizarre AITA posts yet, including a husband with a public urination kink who's been banned from his sister-in-law's wedding. Between fits of laughter that repeatedly derail their reading, the guys debate the ethics of revealing infidelity to adult children, with Mike insisting "especially if your kids are older" they deserve to know why their parents split. When discussing a babysitter who got stiffed on payment after a child slept through the whole gig, Mike suggests an unconventional approach involving baseball bats while Dylan explains why being "on duty" still warrants full payment.

The conversation takes wild detours through Mike's theories about the CIA watching their podcast, Dylan's Salvia stories featuring friends who believed they were "stuck in glass jars by giants," and an unexpectedly detailed discussion about who they'd eat first in a plane crash survival situation. Their tangential debates reach peak absurdity when Mike reveals he told his wife he'd "eat everybody except dudes because that's gay," sending Dylan into a spiral of laughter as Mike explains the semantic difference between cannibalism and homosexuality.

Despite their chaotic energy returning after some heavier recent episodes, the guys still manage heartfelt moments acknowledging their podcast growth and thanking the listeners.

Join the guys on their new more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠⁠

About LaborLama

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

We've decided to do a different format for this episode due to some family events. Just 90 minutes before recording, Mike's wife's stepfather experienced a serious medical emergency where his heart stopped completely. Instead of our usual Reddit stories and advice-giving, we took this opportunity to have a more raw and personal conversation about mortality, family, and what really matters in life.

During this episode, we share our perspectives on death and the afterlife, with Mike questioning traditional religious concepts while Dylan recommends "The Midnight Gospel" for its thoughtful take on loss. We still find our way into some passionate discussions—particularly about water safety for children and the importance of vigilant parenting—but throughout it all, we both emphasize how our connections with family provide life's greatest meaning.

This episode offers a glimpse into our real lives beyond the podcast personas, from Mike's childhood dreams of building his mom "a house of gold" to Dylan's difficult decision about his aging dog. While it's definitely more introspective than our usual content, we hope it resonates with those of you who've faced similar challenges. We'll be back to our regular format next week, but sometimes life reminds us to pause and reflect on what's truly important.

Thanks for understanding this detour, and as always, we appreciate your support. Let us know your thoughts at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on our subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/ (you can find the photo's mentioned in episode 16 here)

-Mike & Dylan

About LaborLama

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

Mike and Dylan shift from "Am I The Asshole" to "Today I F*cked Up" stories in this chaotic episode, tackling everything from a couple's accidental Home Depot engagement to an unfortunate therapist flashing incident on Zoom. Between advice segments, the guys debate the merits of "I see red" fighting philosophies while Mike shares unfiltered details about his elementary and middle school fighting career - including the time he windmilled his way through his first victory with his eyes completely closed, only to later get humbled by a single punch from an eighth-grade football player.

The conversation takes unexpected detours through Mike's traumatic time in alternative school where he was surrounded by "grown man kids" while dressed like Steve Irwin, and Dylan's illegal coupon scheme with his wife that nearly crossed into criminal territory. When the topic shifts to personal grooming preferences, both hosts find surprising common ground on landscaping choices, though they disagree about whether it's appropriate to discuss intimate relations with your spouse among friends (Mike's adamant "never").

Join the guys on their new more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠⁠ or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠⁠

About LaborLama

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

Mike and Dylan tackle a disturbing letter about a boyfriend refusing to enforce a restraining order against his abusive mother in this hard-hitting episode. With appropriate trigger warnings for sexual assault content, the guys don't hold back their passionate takes on protecting children and establishing firm boundaries with toxic family members. Between Dylan's measured advice about using legal resources and Mike's fiery suggestion to "build pyres" for child predators, listeners get two distinct perspectives on handling family trauma.

The conversation takes wild detours through government assistance reform, Mike's childhood experiences with CPS investigations, and Dylan's wife's extreme couponing scheme that bordered on illegal. When the topic shifts to parenting philosophies, Mike becomes surprisingly animated about fast food orders, insisting that children deserve exactly what they ordered while Dylan argues kids should toughen up and eat what they're given. Their tangential debate about chicken nugget kids and picky eaters showcases their contrasting parenting styles, with Mike revealing his son Oliver will "eat everything in the house and drink a gallon a day."

The guys read surprisingly heartfelt listener reviews, including one from a truck driver who appreciates their longer episodes during long hauls.

Join the guys on their new more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠⁠ or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠⁠

About LaborLama

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

Mike and Dylan dive into the Reddit Hall of Fame with the infamous "Poop Knife" story about a family's unusual bathroom tool, launching them into unfiltered discussions about childhood misconceptions and embarrassing bodily functions. From Dylan's first "shart" experience at age seven to Mike's workplace disaster at 27, the guys hold nothing back while exploring those moments when you realize your family's habits weren't as normal as you thought.

The conversation takes unexpected turns through Mike's shocking revelation about living with a broken septic tank where "shit would come through the shower drain," forcing his family to use buckets for months. Mike continues with tales of dumpster diving as a teen, & Dylan thinking UPS drivers randomly delivered packages like Santa, and Mike's parents who refused help despite struggling financially.

Their candid reflections on cigarette addiction, gambling, and the moral compromises they refuse to make in their careers reveal why Mike insists he'd "die with my morals" rather than sell out.

This episode perfectly balances crude humor with surprising depth as the hosts debate the ethics of flushable wipes, gambling sponsorships, and what they won't do for fame.

Join the guys on their new more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at ⁠https://MikeAndDylan.com⁠ or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD ⁠https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/⁠

About LaborLama

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠⁠https://laborlama.com⁠

Mike shares his bone-chilling lifelong haunting in this terrifying episode, revealing how a mysterious eyeless old woman has been visiting him at night since childhood. The horror began in a North Carolina trailer park when neighborhood kids told stories about a disabled man who burned alive, and that very night Mike awoke to find a skinless, burned man lying in his bed. His brother even heard the man's raspy breathing, confirming this wasn't just a nightmare.

The hauntings intensified with crowds of ghostly figures appearing in the bathroom doorway, led by a bald man who would part to reveal the eyeless old woman who still visits Mike to this day. She would hover to his bed, press her thumbs into his chest, and partially suffocate him while he heard the burned man's rattling breath. Dylan, clearly unsettled by the story, tries to make sense of the phenomenon while Mike explains how he eventually learned to break the sleep paralysis by blinking rapidly.

Between living in houses that mysteriously burned down and his brother's mental health deteriorating during this period, Mike's paranormal experiences shaped his beliefs about the supernatural world. Even now, decades later, the eyeless woman occasionally returns—though Mike insists he's stronger now and refuses to give her power by fearing her.

Join the guys on their new more concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/

About LaborLama

When they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠https://laborlama.com

Mike and Dylan announce their new concise podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" while explaining why they're keeping both shows running - one for rambling stories and one for straight-to-the-point advice. Between sharing intense workplace stories about a Cuban supervisor who invited Mike to sleep with his wife and a creepy coworker who pinned another employee to a car, the guys tackle tough topics like racism within families and the struggle between career advancement and quality time with kids.The episode takes a surprising turn with a discussion about American political division, with both hosts agreeing that only a common enemy (like pedophiles or aliens) could possibly unite the country. Mike drops wisdom bombs about prioritizing time with family over money, while Dylan shares his advice for a listener deciding between a higher-paying job and one with future potential. Through it all, the guys remain refreshingly moderate in their political takes while cracking jokes about TikTok's payment problems.Join the guys on their new more concise podcast 2 Daddies Judging Baddies or stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling stories they're known for.Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve at https://MikeAndDylan.com or join the conversation on their new subreddit r/MADHD https://www.reddit.com/r/MADHD/About LaborLamaWhen they're not solving your drama or unpacking generational trauma, Mike and Dylan are behind LaborLama, a clothing brand dedicated to creating comfortable, quality clothes for people who work hard. Unlike those shady print-on-demand companies sending you mismatched shirts that fall apart after one wash, Labor Llama delivers clothing worth your hard-earned money. Check out their quality apparel at ⁠⁠https://laborlama.com

Mike reveals the truth behind his criminal history in this jaw-dropping episode, including how his brother framed him for calling in a bomb threat, getting arrested at school in front of everyone, and spending 45 days in jail for something he didn't do. The story takes a wild turn when Mike explains how a fight with his brother led to an "assault on a handicapped person" charge that haunted his job applications for years - even though his brother wasn't actually handicapped.

Between shocking revelations about stealing copper and dumpster diving for food as a child, Mike shares his theory that his entire life might be a coma dream after nearly drowning at age five. Dylan contributes his own brushes with the law, including a party where teenagers stole appliances and the time he almost got blamed for burning down a shed. The guys also give advice to a listener who dodged a bullet with a woman whose friend warned him she "puts ex-boyfriends in jail."

Submit your own drama for Mike and Dylan to solve through their subreddit r/MADHD and let them know if you want bonus episodes dedicated to their backstories - just be prepared for stories that sound like they came straight out of a cartoon.