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Sharks have ZERO bones? A redneck knows more shark facts than a radio DJ? Welcome to a Monday morning unlike any other on The Morning Brew!

We kick things off with Paul from Beaumont, our favorite Texas redneck, who shares his weekend adventures watching grandkids (while strategically avoiding diaper duty) and worrying about his sick Shih Tzu, Gilbert. When Paul joins our Shark Awareness Day trivia challenge, he shockingly sweeps the competition with his unexpected wealth of shark knowledge – proving that sometimes the student becomes the teacher.

The fun continues with our "Which is Longer?" contest where caller Kevin wins Thunder Raceway tickets by correctly guessing that anacondas outmeasure standard garage doors. We also check in on "Donkey Watch 2025" as an extremely pregnant rescue donkey named Haley keeps everyone in suspense, looking "like a little Goodyear blimp" according to her caretaker. Between laughs, we share exciting details about Chris Bennett's upcoming Comedy Birthday Bash featuring America's Got Talent finalist Ryan Neemiller on July 26th.

Did you know the world's longest recorded mullet measured 5'8" – way longer than a giraffe's tongue? Or that the world's largest playable guitar stretches 43 feet? We explore these bizarre measurements and more before wrapping up with Monday motivation: "Optimism is essential to achievement, and it is also the foundation of courage and true progress." Ready for your day to get better? Subscribe now and join us for more unexpected laughs and surprising facts tomorrow morning!