The News Lady prepared an extensive list of Gen Z slang and Capt. Dan attempts to guess what they mean.

Capt. Dan the Lawn Man and The News Lady talk about random national topics and touch on local news as well. Jackie lost his porkchops and Kevin got mud all over two state troopers!

Capt. Dan the Lawn Man and the News Lady talk about the melon debate of the century, vetoed balloon laws, F bombs from the President and finally.....they talk trash.

Capt Dan the Lawn Man and The News Lady discuss the laws surrounding protesting, breaking and entering and self defense. They also touch on a little humor here and there and in between.

Capt. Dan and The News Lady go for another round of curious, off the wall questions. Kevin tells us about his craziest injury and what color mermaid tail he would like to have. No question goes unasked with these two on the mic!

Kevin and Jessica talk about the new Louisiana law that bans chemtrails across the state. They touch on the way bread just doesn't bread the way it used to. They touch on bigfoot and new tint laws.

The dynamic duo answer a list of bizarre questions ranging from pop tart flavors to internal monologues. The episode goes completely off the rails and you find out way more than you want to know about the hosts.

Capt Dan the Lawn Man and the News Lady take a depressing dive into the Menendez brothers documentary. The both unanimously agree to never cover such an awful topic again.