Grab your black market nitro brew and join us in a giant van for an all new LIVE! What are some tasks you'd rather do yourself? Billy Zane puts on a masterclass. Matt relates to Lord Farquaad. Brock Lesnar pours sprinkles down Pat's throat. Plus, what are the 50th-41st best movies of the 21st century? Is it a man's job to cut his own hair? What would all the plants eat if we stopped burning coal? All that and ointments in the car and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your lucky pack and prepare to be ambushed in an all new LIVE! Pat and Matt are clever girls and they've come at you from both ends with a Bungalow Block breakdown of all seven Jurassic movies. How high is the hide? Who killed the JP3 pteranodons? Does the D-Rex identify as bald? Plus, a phallic brachiosaurus. Pat draws the line at dino gymnastics. Matt lists the NYT top ten movies of the 21st century. Someone has to pick up that sick wizard's book and it has to happen LIVE!

Grab your stag and throw on "The Music Man" for a big, beautiful Independence Day celebration. It's the dawn of a new empire, and so the time has come to update the pledge. Pat doesn't have time for extra buttons. Matt wants the structural malleability of an octopus. Troy Aikman has never seen a hole that big. Plus, what happens if a downhill runner runs uphill? Has America overshot utopia? It is disrespectful to the troops if you don't rate, subscribe, and review? Mustafa Ali is here and he's ready for it all to happen LIVE!

Grab your sponge rubber and join us in Playgroundopolis for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are taking it back to sixth grade when playgrounds were primo. Pat purposefully tries to do something uninteresting that nobody will enjoy. Matt forces his friend to play make-believe Jurassic Park III. Jeremy gets flung into a tree. Plus, what does a fairy have on a bug? Does ice become water before it becomes steam? How long can you hang? All that and lava and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your lever and pull to kill aliens in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are tackling the moral dilemma of the trolley problem. Would Pat kill the best Jurassic movie to preserve the other five? Would Matt murder a friendly dragon to save a necrophiliac? Is running over Jesus allowed since he's meant to die for our sins anyway? Plus, the Muppets meet Saddam. A turkey attacks. Pat's old plastic movie theater cup meets a tragic end. All that and shrimp tacos and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your gaggledygoo and join the Part Oners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are here to further their exploration of post-modern friendship. Did people eat mummies? How does flying happen? Is Edmonton named after a guy called Ed? Plus, Pat gives his graham cracker life hack. Matt rallies his social network to win a rare book. The Normals meet expectations again. Non-exploding children prevail and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your big juicy un-moisturized arms and meet us in Venice Beach for an all new LIVE! We all need insurance, but we don't actually want it. Well, now we do! Pat insures going to new restaurants. Matt insures his unrealized goals. plus, is 2025 a filler episode for humanity? Are you getting down with freeze-dried fruit? Is lip balm snake oil? All that and the reverse flash and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your oxygen tanks and make your way to the VIP rug recliners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are opening a new night club and it's strictly for the age bracket that isn't allowed to listen to the show (nursing home eligibles and above). Pat cashes in on dumb dumbs. Matt isn't worried about Will Anderson. Jack Black gets the good Twisted Tea. Plus, do you want us to brainwash you? Why can't you twitch the curtains? Wouldn't it be nice if you could just go into a closet for ten minutes? All that and fancy people eating mummies and it all happens LIVE!