KOOOOOOOOOOOKS! What's up y'all! This is just...just wacky. And if that ain't the understatement of a lifetime! Apparently, waaaaay back in mankind's history, humans were "getting it on" with yetis and sasquatches? (And not by choice...mostly.) Not only that, but it's the reason for ALL of mankind's ills today! I shit thee nay! Check it out y'all!

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SOURCES:

"Strange Creations-Aberrant Ideas of Human Origins" by Diana Kossy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwOyE_H3VLo&t=2995s

https://www.youtube.com/@BobGymlan

https://moron.com/woman-relationship-with-bigfoot/

https://www.facebook.com/TullahomaTNGovernment/posts/tullahoma-a-local-woman-is-the-talk-of-the-town-after-an-outrageous-claim-that-s/696594792479890/

https://zermatism.wordpress.com

https://www.kookscience.com/arch/Zermatic.html

https://hague6185.wordpress.com/2014/09/12/the-ivanov-experiments-part-i/

https://culture.pl/en/article/polishness-as-religion-the-mystical-delirium-of-a-nationalist-artist

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KOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS! Sup famalamazam! Daaaaamn! This episode covers the enigmatic figure known as "The Man With The Green Gloves", a shadowy "yellow peril" archetype lurking within the peripheries of so called "Nazi occultism" & the default figurehead of one of the most mysterious WWII era Japanese secret societies..."The Green Dragon Society"! Who were they? Were they even real? This isn't another one of those "Maria Orsic" type situations...is it? Not quite! This one's got a little more reality to it. (Even if this mystery man just so happens to be some kind of semi-mythical composite character of Nazi adjacent weirdos such as the unfortunate individual known to history as "Hitler's Psychic", one Erik Jan Hanussen. Or was it perhaps the pitifully eccentric living mistake that re-christened himself "The Great Chao Kung"?) GESUNDHEIT! Maybe a little from "Column A" and a little from "Column B"! LET'S GET INTO IT! X.O.X.O.

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MUSIC: "Krao" by Yokai, theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "Incantation" & "Signal To Noise" by Scott Buckley, "Back To The Volcano Base" by Babasmas Caturday, ""Funeral March of A Marionette" by Gounod, "Irish Jig" by...YouTube? (I guess?), "Meowpurrrdy" by Meow The Jewels, and "Torgo's Theme" from ""MANOS": The Hands of Fate"

SOURCES:

*https://www.newdawnmagazine.com/articles/secret-history/behold-the-green-dragon-the-myth-reality-of-an-asian-secret-society

*https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/1bqm5ws/the_jewish_nazi_dalai_lama_madlad_full_story_in/

*https://info-buddhism.com/Nazis-of-Tibet-A-Twentieth-Century-Myth_Engelhardt.html

*https://maybelogic.blogspot.com/2011/01/seven-heads-of-green-dragon.html

*https://perfumedskull.com/2017/05/25/evil-dukpas-woke-tv-reboots-and-dreams-of-tibet-on-the-blavatskyisms-of-twin-peaks/

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What's up you beautiful kooks! While I'm losing my mind...YOU GET TO REAP ALL THE BENEFITS! This episode I'm trying something new, something different, and something (if I may be so bold) a little more personal. Something that I want to do that incorporates YOU! The listener! Check it out, let me know what you think! Is this "normal"? Are you "normal"? Just what the fuck exactly is..."normal"? Does such a thing as "normal" really and truly even exist? LET'S TALK ABOUT IT! NOW TELLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! What's weird in your hood? Cryptids? Cults? Conspiracies? Urban legends? Alien abductions? This and all other such "high strangeness" is welcome!

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"ROYALTY FREE?" MUSIC: "Incantation" & "Signal To Noise" by Scott Buckley, "Cut Throat" by Syndrome, & "Back To The Volcano Castle" by Babasmas Caturday

SOURCES:

Albert Rosales' "Humanoid Encounters" Series: https://www.amazon.com/s?k=albert+rosales+books&crid=2DOTU6EPKPQM8&sprefix=albert+rosales%2Caps%2C130&ref=nb_sb_ss_ts-doa-p_2_14

George Mitrovic's "Phenomenal Database" Series: https://www.amazon.com/Atlas-Strange-Mysterious-Archaeology-America/dp/B0CW6GRBWJ/ref=sr_1_6?crid=2SR4OGQ7PGBDR&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-sNtU8aRTMN_QeXtDK_scWZxUQPmjCOiIKLEnGu_4SOtjWHcqoSsQG7EI0zrHA6ipqE9bAtLmkaKxJZgiz4ug-pFLLHaBW0VOy7aaLxugDaS10qd4CN07Lm-HWaAZwB8dYdt6bWbYlrAt3-56vyF7YZN_MkF1MYNxtwGLCvUFQMVzTZzVoGDLXjl4L8pUJJ0z9usZWlnZA8SBkm3yv7BG1X4mXAU2EOMi_WoBOJV27o.rzMjIhk9wCQU_-gtbOWVjpYCReTrGaoNRiavo1XC6S4&dib_tag=se&keywords=george+mitrovic+books&qid=1747060146&sprefix=george+mitrovic+books%2Caps%2C232&sr=8-6

(This one's more of a direct jump off point because he also has a lot of kooky titles about "The Great Climate Change Deception" and other...questionable weirdness. AS IS HIS WONT TO DO...I'm not all that into those bits myself but hey, whatever, you go boy...George.)

If you are struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues...HEY! ME TOO! WE'RE ALL FUCKED! THERAPY IS TOO GODDAMNED EXPENSIVE! But if it's an emergency, then please dial 988 or if you're in the midst of a much more mellow meltdown, then please, feel free to email me. We can talk about it. Stay strong. Know that you are loved. P.E.A.C.E.! (Positive Energy Activates Constant Elevation)

HEYYOOO! Here ya go folks...pertinent information from an impertinent dickhead of questionable mental state. YOU KNOW HOW WE DO! This episode is primarily taken from this awesome book: "https://www.amazon.com/Art-History-Conspiritainment-Shattering-Reality/dp/B0CJSVTH5Z/ref=sr_1_1?crid=8EVYQUX6DUSH&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.VLh3_2rKvn0MMr0zEsc_Ng.xoKEo23GhjwYCWlupLqGrifS0pOvgDlmlVycBIabHVM&dib_tag=se&keywords=the+art+psywar+conspiritainment&qid=1746684976&sprefix=the+art+psywar+conspiritainment%2Caps%2C110&sr=8-1 as well as this particular RAND memorandum (I DO RAND RAND!): https://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/research_memoranda/2008/RM365.pdf. It covers the damnable antics of one General Edward Landsdale, the undisputed and under- known American psyops papa bear! GET TO KNOW HIM! He's another one of those lesser known invisible architects of the 20th century! The choppy and mismanaged background music is meant to mirror my current questionable mental state (featuring our usual opening/closing theme "Ghost Town" by Aves, as well as "The Magsaysay Mambo" and more music from some classical old school homies on to more contemporary sources such as The English Beat, plus some Gremlins and Killer Klowns From Outer Space and so on, etc.) I love my co-hosts and they ain't goin' nowhere...I'm just currently "goin' through some thangs" as the youth maybe says these days...I dunno for sure, as I am extremely out of touch with "reality", whatever that may be or entails. ANYWAYS! (Yeesh! Excuse me while I change my sanitary napkin.) I do sincerely hope you get something out of it and/or enjoy it on any level. BIG UPS! To both YOU! & MY CREW! LOVE TO ALL Y'ALL MOFOS! See y'all next week with more weirdness! XOXOX! P.E.A.C.E.!

P.S. Here's a link to the article covering the compromised nature & straight up weaponization of the brainwashed victims to the movement they call..."Q": https://daniel-ed-morrison.medium.com/how-q-came-to-be-7b05e7b10ab5 , fair warning...it MAY aggravate and/or agitate!

*If you are currently struggling with mental health and/or substance abuse issues...hey, me too! I'm here to talk if you want...BUT I AM NOT A LICENSED...ANYTHING! Call 988 or take a mental health day and always remember that there are people out there that worry for and care about you. You are not alone. NEVER ALONE! Much love to all those who fight the good fight and struggle to overcome the endless deluge of bullshit which the world relentlessly throws at you. Everything's (pretty much) gonna be fine...just don't lose perspective. RISE ABOVE! You can't spell "(r)evolution" without "love" (but it's all a jumbled mess and it's gonna take some work to unscramble them shits!)

AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OI! OI! OI! What's up you beautiful kooks! This week we've got a "rough one" in the realm of true crime...and that's the epitome of hyperbole as far as understatements go! The boys are taking a look at the infamous Adelaide "Family Murders", which to this day remains surrounded by unanswered questions and conspiracies even roughly 50 years after they were committed. It's fairly common knowledge that there was definitely more than one perpetrator but only one man has ever been convicted for this series of five disturbingly brutal, psychosexually sadistic murders. Once again we try our absolute damnedest to maintain a "comedy" podcast while delving into particularly dark subject matter...but you gotta laugh to keep from crying, right? RIGHT? Heh...yeah, sure. Of course. (As we collectively drop to floor in the fetal position). WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS...TOGETHER! All this plus another regular instalment of "What's Weird This Week?" Enjoy! XOXO

Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also featuring "Can't Get You Out of My Head" (instrumental version) by Kylie Minogue...cuz she's Australian, as well as an extra special appearance by The Muppets!

SOURCES:

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_Murders

-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bevan_Spencer_von_Einem

-https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/lost-diary-gives-south-australia-police-new-lead-into-alan-barnes-murder-by-the-family/news-story/eaf66c4823f20f55981177c02d2bb657

-https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7465455/Gay-leader-Lewis-Turtur-reveals-inner-workings-Family-sex-abuse-ring.html

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HEYYOOO! What's up all you beautiful kooks! WOOOO! It's good to be back from those...dark, DARK times we are living in. Ho hum! Kiss my bum! We're all here to have some fun! This week we finish out our three part series on all of the peripheral weird shit surrounding the Lewis & Clark expedition, including: cryptids, espionage, banking conspiracies, syphilis, suicide, the potentially accursed ground upon which this great-ish country is built, along with various segues concerning Fleece "The Booty Warrior" Johnson! All this plus a personal heartfelt "What's Weird This Week" in which we illustrate both our mature willingness to better ourselves/provide early indicators for our eventual mental instability! Also...A HOMOCIDAL RAMPAGE! This one's got it all folks! Give it a gander...don't cost nothin'!

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Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also featuring "Having A Roni" by one Robert Van Winkle

SOURCES: "The Murder of Meriwether Lewis & The Suppressed History of America" by Paul Schraig & Xaviant Haze, as well as "Book 1:THE NINE" of Peter Levenda's "Sinister Forces" Trilogy (BUY THE BOOKS!)

-https://www.walb.com/2025/02/25/man-charged-with-14-murders-including-death-firefighter-ups-worker-police-say/

-https://lewis-clark.org/members/meriwether-lewis/lewis-as-master-mason/

-https://lewisandclarkjournals.unl.edu/item/lc.sup.missing

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YOOOOO! What's up you beautiful kooks! This week the boys continue their trek in the footsteps of Lewis and Clark to look into some of the weirder aspects left out of the records of their exploration, including the enduring enigma of America's many mysterious mounds and just how little we REALLY know about their purpose or origins! We'll also be speculating upon the state of primordial America & there's even talk of terrifying "giants" and nightmarish "little deavils" (or are they malevolent spirits?), as well as an examination of old Tom Jefferson's evil bastard chess master tactics meant to destroy the Native American way of life while also robbing them blind! This one get's pretty dark but gosh darn it, we do our damnedest to occasionally make it just a tad bit more disturbing, disgusting, and busting wide open with a whole lotta chuckles! (DISCLAIMER! May not contain anything close to actual "chuckles" but more likely the USDA recommended minimal allotment of bugs and rat feces.) ENJOY!

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Opening/closing theme: "Ghost Town" by Aves, also ft. music found through YouTube searches which may or may not be legally problematic but if anybody want's to be a bummer & make a whole thing out of it, then please ask nicely and we'd be more than happy to rectify any mistakes made on our part

SOURCES:

-https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01993HXW6/?bestFormat=true&k=the%20suppressed%20history%20of%20america&ref_=nb_sb_ss_w_scx-ent-pd-bk-d_de_k0_1_14&crid=14HU8AQO73128&sprefix=the%20suppressed

-https://www.amazon.com/Sinister-Forces-Political-Witchcraft-1-Feb-2011/dp/B012J18LYO/ref=sr_1_4?crid=14MWITKKO55K0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Q7HpkxqEU6qvN9yKhxXYUUuXcRirhpDjhhc3P2BnrK1GLKewazKNIRpZeTSXBgFenyFDfeoygvPncsMjOFIY6bqkuxmUzHJdnquCeAzZ_SVsEgFHRFo10k921zbFbxParLXA3M_16nuJmE3m5LQ8QgOm9N47KP-tb7mfZp1xha8Mgh4kTmK1Up1SZR6nrlDUah44X4YOE6ow8NfMs1b5lka2CogLDfbVq-TDm9TySho.Lb8SC4VI2pwqbmvY0Y3wNa6fjKC3cHsf3sPZxYKAJoI&dib_tag=se&keywords=sinister+forces+peter+levenda&qid=1740631205&sprefix=sinister+forces%2Caps%2C106&sr=8-4

W.W.T.W. Articles:

-https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/fingerprint/goldfish-robbery-028593

-https://www.vice.com/en/article/2-teens-busted-trying-to-launch-meth-into-louisiana-prison-with-a-cannon/

-https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/25/europe/france-jackpot-stolen-credit-card-scli-intl/index.html#:~:text=The%20criminals%20broke%20into%20Jean,worth%20500%2C000%20euros%20(%24525%2C000).

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