...in which I (pretty much) conclusively prove that the global elites are not even human! (As if you needed convincing.) In this episode I cover the alien nature of octopuses, global royal bloodlines, and all other kinds of ultra-terrestrial high strangeness of a tentacle squirming nature!

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All sources cited within episode.

Featuring "Ghost Dance" by Kevin MacLeod

*NOTE: 1.20 meters=3 ft. 11.244 inches...I am thoroughly ashamed.

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Here it is folks, part 2 of "Supernatural Child Abductions". All literary sources listed in the podcast itself. Video sources include:

*David Jacobs on Coast To Coast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmiQBVKFnQk

*The Kelly Cahill Abduction:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSe-_N32vuU&t=1216s

*Weird people in the woods?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQW2uoGDuYM&list=PLnORemBrCOZO9iXv-k_VjU3m3WHTZFCyL&index=163

*Beyond Creepy video about those who've returned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2f6Tcg6kcA&list=PLnORemBrCOZO9iXv-k_VjU3m3WHTZFCyL&index=160

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HAPPY AMERICA! Enjoy it while it lasts. Here's part 1 of a BIG old research project. Part 2 coming soon!

Changelings, kamikakushi, missing fetus syndrome, aliens, faeries, cryptids, and more!

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Apparently YT and Spotify have differing viewpoints on what constitutes copyrighted material so I had to chop the ends off of this but I worked really hard on all this research so hopefully this cuts the mustard (if that's an actual saying?). Here's an episode about hometown horrors...and golf courses. Hope you enjoy.

Change.org petition to re-open the Kim Nguyen case:

https://www.change.org/p/garland-police-department-mesquite-police-department-reopen-the-unsolved-case-of-kim-nguyen-aged-8-of-garland-texas-fa52464f-97a8-45ac-b4f9-a4f73993086e

What's up you beautiful kooks?! This week the boys are back together again (awwww!) and they're covering Texas oilman, inventor, philanthropist, adventurer, international man of mystery, and cryptid hunter...TOM SLICK! (Oh yeah, he may have also been working for the CIA...or was he?) This is just part one of a CRAZY life full of adventure, intrigue, yeti shit, and fairly decent Owen Wilson impressions! (But you're just gonna have to listen in to figure out what all goes where.) ALSO: we close out on some random movie reviews and recommendations... SPOILER WARNING! Some of it gets pretty rough...rough, rough stuff.

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SOURCES: "Tom Slick-True Life Encounters In Cryptozoology" as well as the article, "Tom Slick: Mystery Man", both written by Loren Coleman

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What's up you beautiful kooks! We're back with more utter WEIRDNESS! But it's inspired weirdness, I'll give it that much! Today we're covering Lt. Col. "Dr." Tom Bearden (his "doctorate" is somewhat in question from what I've heard tell). We're talking parapsychology, UFOs, psychotronics, Soviet Russia, poltergeists, cattle mutilations, & the "meta-psychological" Freudian analysis of it all! It's gonna get rrrrrrrrreal freaky weird y'all!

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Sources: "The Excalibur Briefing" by Lt. Col. Tom Bearden & Fortean Times #26

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KOOOOOOOOOOOKS! What's up y'all! This is just...just wacky. And if that ain't the understatement of a lifetime! Apparently, waaaaay back in mankind's history, humans were "getting it on" with yetis and sasquatches? (And not by choice...mostly.) Not only that, but it's the reason for ALL of mankind's ills today! I shit thee nay! Check it out y'all!

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SOURCES:

"Strange Creations-Aberrant Ideas of Human Origins" by Diana Kossy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwOyE_H3VLo&t=2995s

https://www.youtube.com/@BobGymlan

https://moron.com/woman-relationship-with-bigfoot/

https://www.facebook.com/TullahomaTNGovernment/posts/tullahoma-a-local-woman-is-the-talk-of-the-town-after-an-outrageous-claim-that-s/696594792479890/

https://zermatism.wordpress.com

https://www.kookscience.com/arch/Zermatic.html

https://hague6185.wordpress.com/2014/09/12/the-ivanov-experiments-part-i/

https://culture.pl/en/article/polishness-as-religion-the-mystical-delirium-of-a-nationalist-artist

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KOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS! Sup famalamazam! Daaaaamn! This episode covers the enigmatic figure known as "The Man With The Green Gloves", a shadowy "yellow peril" archetype lurking within the peripheries of so called "Nazi occultism" & the default figurehead of one of the most mysterious WWII era Japanese secret societies..."The Green Dragon Society"! Who were they? Were they even real? This isn't another one of those "Maria Orsic" type situations...is it? Not quite! This one's got a little more reality to it. (Even if this mystery man just so happens to be some kind of semi-mythical composite character of Nazi adjacent weirdos such as the unfortunate individual known to history as "Hitler's Psychic", one Erik Jan Hanussen. Or was it perhaps the pitifully eccentric living mistake that re-christened himself "The Great Chao Kung"?) GESUNDHEIT! Maybe a little from "Column A" and a little from "Column B"! LET'S GET INTO IT! X.O.X.O.

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MUSIC: "Krao" by Yokai, theme from "Curb Your Enthusiasm", "Incantation" & "Signal To Noise" by Scott Buckley, "Back To The Volcano Base" by Babasmas Caturday, ""Funeral March of A Marionette" by Gounod, "Irish Jig" by...YouTube? (I guess?), "Meowpurrrdy" by Meow The Jewels, and "Torgo's Theme" from ""MANOS": The Hands of Fate"

SOURCES:

*https://www.newdawnmagazine.com/articles/secret-history/behold-the-green-dragon-the-myth-reality-of-an-asian-secret-society

*https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/1bqm5ws/the_jewish_nazi_dalai_lama_madlad_full_story_in/

*https://info-buddhism.com/Nazis-of-Tibet-A-Twentieth-Century-Myth_Engelhardt.html

*https://maybelogic.blogspot.com/2011/01/seven-heads-of-green-dragon.html

*https://perfumedskull.com/2017/05/25/evil-dukpas-woke-tv-reboots-and-dreams-of-tibet-on-the-blavatskyisms-of-twin-peaks/

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