Wow this movie is a doozy doozy doozy and it's Hungarian and it's very artistic and black and white and poetic and follows this guy living in this unnamed town and everyone becomes very frazzled upon learning that a traveling circus is coming to town and there will be a large whale like obviously it's large it's a whale for crying out loud OK sorry that was mean but there's a whale and people want to protest and there's chaos and very long-duration shots and haunting music and what does it all mean and why does it mean what's trying to mean and how is it meaning what and why it's meaning the meaning of its meaning and the whale is so cool-looking.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/-tJVdq_G_Go

Whattttt this movie is like so weird and whimsical and absurdly out there and nuts and beautiful and it stars Tilda Swinton and she plays a nobleman named Orlando in Elizabethan England and he is immortal and lives for centuries and no I'm not kidding and you see Orlando go to war and fall in love and be funny and weird and awkward and indifferent to so much and the whole film is based on a book by Virginia Woolf and the costumes are to die for and Tilda Swinton is a literal goddess from God world and her accentttttttt I LOVE IT.

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/MorOaD61KUI

So veteran actor Tony Leung and a bunch of other actors who I don't recognize star in this big epic family drama set in Taiwan after Japan surrendered and it follows how the new government came in which was called the KMT was very nasty and mean to the Taiwanese people and we follow mainly these two brothers of the family and Leung plays one of them and he's adorable and deaf and runs around writing down what he wants to say to people and the camera stays very still the entire film and it's filmed almost like an opera and it's artsy and two and a half hours long...

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/q6m_7eleZXw