Oh My God, They Killed Donny!

Podcast: How to Kill Donald Trump (Just Kidding)

Satirical Commentary | Political Parody | Explicit Content

Runtime: 25 minutes

In this pilot episode of How to Kill Donald Trump (Just Kidding), we explore the cartoonishly endless political resurrections of America’s most infamous ex-president — through the lens of South Park’s most iconic running gag: the death and return of Kenny.

From the bleach-injection debacle to the mugshot-as-merch madness, we map the metaphoric “deaths” of Trump’s many personas — political, cultural, moral, and memetic. We also introduce Trumpworld (a cursed amusement park), analyze the vampire-like qualities of the MAGA resurrection cult, and end with a full-blown satirical obituary that even Kenny would applaud.

This episode is a sharp, absurd, and legally protected exercise in First Amendment satire. No real harm. Just vibes, metaphors, and a whole lot of dark comedy.

🛑 DISCLAIMER: This podcast does not endorse or incite violence. “Killing Trump” refers exclusively to the symbolic, cultural, and political deconstruction of public personas through parody and critique. If you’re here for an actual murder plot… you’re in the wrong podcast, and possibly the wrong dimension.

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Topics Covered:

• “The Kenny Effect” – How Trump dies and comes back like a cartoon glitch
• The Pandemic Special – Four symbolic Trump deaths in one COVID era
• Trump as Mysterion – Immortal through scandal and spin
• Trumpworld: Theme Park of the Damned
• MAGA as resurrection cult
• A fake obituary you’ll want to frame
• Legal satire done right

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In this chaotic, laugh-out-loud episode of How to Kill Donald Trump — With Laughter, we dive headfirst into the absolute wildest conspiracy theories floating around the internet about Donald Trump.

Is he a time-traveling lizard wizard? An immortal vampire fueled by liberal tears? A puppet controlled by psychic dolphins off the coast of Florida?

(Short answer: Probably not. Long answer: Buckle up.)

Vince and the crew roast everything from Facebook witches trying to “manifest” Trump out of office, to psychic warriors throwing invisible energy knives at his aura, to the world’s worst hurricane forecast drawn with a Sharpie.

No secret portal, no sage-burning ritual, no dolphin cabal is safe from this comedy breakdown.

Warning:

Listening may cause uncontrollable laughter, existential confusion, and a sudden urge to bury crystals in your backyard.

Disclaimer:

This show is satire. No actual harm is intended — except to your ability to take internet conspiracy theories seriously ever again.