In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich embrace the new year and their "new year, new me" attitude. Rich is determined to get shredded this year and has hilariously recruited Nicole and the "village bitches" to keep him accountable with some lighthearted fat-shaming. On a more serious note, he’s also asking for hugs and good vibes as he gears up for a colonoscopy in a few weeks. The duo also tackles The Kellogg’s Kelce Mix Cereal, earning a thumbs-up from Nicole’s son, Keegan! And, in another exciting installment of Battle of the Dads, it’s George Lopez versus Red Foreman—who will take the crown?

Nicole reflects on the two-year anniversary of her car accident, shares her passion for boxing and SoulCycle classes, and answers your listener questions.

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Nicole kicks off the New Year with Zack Attack, declaring, “New Year, new us, Village B*tches!” But let’s face it—where are the flying cars? Turns out, all those ’80s movies got it completely wrong. As the holiday season winds down, Rich and Nicole reminisce about pre-kid hangovers—and the one common thread in all their stories? Pee.

The duo dives into the brutal realities of recovering from a night of drinking and dissect the strange phenomenon of how different alcohols seem to bring out entirely different personalities. What’s your tequila alter ego?

Things get deep as Rich, Nicole, and producer Jess open up about their New Year’s goals and reflect on shifting priorities. Rich poses a thought-provoking question: If I say yes to this, what am I saying no to?

Finally, Rich shares a haunting mystery from his past about a girl he once hooked up with, leaving everyone shaken.

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Happy New Year’s Eve, listeners! We hope you’re enjoying the final day of the year. Nicole and Rich are throwing caution to the wind—forgetting diets, ignoring sleep schedules, and unloading all their trauma in today’s episode.

Nicole shares the story of her first on-stage smooch, which leads Rich to ask an audacious question: would she ever do a faceless OnlyFans with her husband, Matt Ryan? You’ll have to tune in to hear her answer. Rich gets vulnerable, recounting an embarrassing story from his childhood that still haunts him.

Listener drama takes center stage as "Doug" writes in with a dilemma: his wife wants to name their baby girl after his old flame—but she has no idea! Should he tell her? Nicole and Rich dig into this tricky situation. Another listener wonders if he’s wrong for being upset with his best friend, a new dad who’s been ghosting him, only to later ask for help taking baby photos.

Nicole and Rich want to know if a New Year’s kiss is a must. And in the New Year’s edition of TOP THAT, they relive some of their wildest New Year’s Eve stories, including Melissa Etheridge, Ryan Seacrest, and Dick Clark cockblocking Sarah.

It’s a chaotic, hilarious, and heartfelt way to wrap up the year—don’t miss it!

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Welcome to a special Christmas and Hanukkah episode of Have Kids They Said! Nicole and Rich dive into holiday cheer as they chat about Christmas songs, Rich’s love for living on the edge, and how Mariah Carey’s rendition of O Holy Night never fails to bring Nicole to tears. Rich sings the praises of classic Jewish dishes like kugel, latkes, brisket, and a unique apple kugel. Meanwhile, Nicole reveals her husband Matt Ryan’s favorite tearjerker Christmas song, John Lennon’s Happy Xmas (War is Over), sparking a debate about the song’s singers—and everyone gets it wrong.

Rich shares his list of favorite Christmas movies, declaring the classic A Christmas Story overrated, which leads to a heated argument about whether Die Hard is truly a Christmas movie. The holiday chaos doesn’t stop there—Nicole’s elf has a disastrous Florida accident, leading to a cascade of lies for the kids. And finally, Nicole spills the tea about her cousin’s unexpected crush on Jesus—do you think he was hot?

Get ready for laughs, debates, and plenty of holiday spirit in this festive episode!

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Happy holidays! Just like Nicole crushing it in spin class, we’re not taking a break. Her spin class substitute caught her vibing during a session and gave her some well-deserved praise. Despite the stereotype, sweaty gym-goers aren’t exactly sexy—but Rich and Covino were sleeveless at SoulCycle, looking like the cutest cycling duo ever.

Rich posed an interesting question: Does Lance Armstrong deserve a pass for cheating, considering he raised millions for cancer research? Meanwhile, Nicole has taken on a new role as the MC of the school’s fundraiser events, bringing in serious cash for the school. Rich also wonders if it’s weird to befriend other parents when your kids don’t even hang out together.

The duo dive into listener questions, tackling topics like chore charts, whether a parent is unreasonable for insisting their partner attend a parent-teacher conference even if they’re unavailable, and more.

Oh, and about “Have Kids They Said," apparently, we can’t promote the show at schools because we’re too smutty and we couldn't agree more.

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In today’s episode, Nicole and Rich dive headfirst into the chaos of "sexophrenia," as Rich gives us a peek into his too-sexy wild imagination. Nicole’s husband swings by to drop some linguistic wisdom, introducing everyone to the word trollop (you’re welcome).

The duo then gets serious-ish, chatting about the importance of mental health while airing their parental worries about their boys individually. Rich shares how his kids pulled off a holiday prank masterclass on him, leaving him both proud and confused. They also take bets on which family members or friends will roll in late or stir up drama at holiday parties. And to top it all off, Nicole hits Keegan’s basketball game and accidentally turns one of the players into a walking meme by nicknaming him Gumby!

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Nicole is shaking things up again this Wednesday with a fun surprise, sharing another podcast she's part of! Alongside co-host Sam Roberts from SiriusXM, Nicole presents Satisfying, a weekly podcast that’s exactly as the name suggests. In this episode, they dive into some lighthearted topics, including the Vanderpump recast, comparisons to pro wrestling, Sam marching in a parade, Drake's lawsuit, Nicole's husband's Mid-Life Crisis, and more! Tune in for a perfect dose of satisfying conversation!

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In today's episode, Nicole and Rich are joined by the incomparable and hilarious Alyce Chan (MOMCOMNYC) as they tackle some of parenting's toughest questions: Who’s your favorite kid? Where do you draw the line on conversation topics with other parents? And should you really invest in Bitcoin for your kid’s college fund?

In last week's TV Dad Face-Off, Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) took down Peter Griffin (Family Guy). This week, Johnny Rose (Schitt’s Creek) goes head-to-head with Jack Pearson (This Is Us), with Alyce introducing a new twist to the debate—do we judge TV dads on their parenting skills, or whether we’d want to sleep with them?

Finally, the trio answers a listener’s burning question: Should parents tell their kids Santa isn’t real, or leave it for someone else to spill the beans?

Catch more of Alyce’s comedy at momcom.co and on Instagram @momcomnyc.

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