From Buckingham to... ahem, Effingham. Saul and Callum have escaped the bounds of the M25 and find themselves in one of the rural Ham Places of Surrey. They eat some bougie French ham and uncover the ancient and mysterious Carpet Road.

The boys take a laid-back stroll down a chain-filled street and sample some familiar looking ham.

Callum gets a chance to ramble about the London Underground while Saul dissects his discomfort at public podcasting. They both eat some ham.

Time for reunions and official apologies. The boys start Season 2 with a visit to 70 St Mary Axe (AKA The Can of Ham Building) and the illicit consumption of some VBites Hamm.

HiHP S2 arrives Thursday morning UK time. Get ready for a new season choc-full of ham, places, and relentlessly witty commentary on them.

Saul and Callum are reunited in the f̶l̶e̶s̶h̶ mycoprotein on the windswept Isle of Muck to eat some ham with a very special guest. We promise our audio quality will improve at some point.

A sleep-deprived Callum is in Hamilton with some ham, while a ham-deprived Saul is immersed in some colonialist choreography. This is a particularly coherent epsiode of the podcast with no lag whatsoever.

Callum has ended up in Quorn, South Australia! And in a cruel twist of irony there's no fake ham in sight...

A thought I forgot to mention: is it called "champagne ham" because it has champagne in it or because pig flesh is a similar colour?